Crew Wanted: Discreet Female Crew Wanted

[Jammer Six]

Young, beautiful, single, fit female crew who knows how to keep her mouth shut wanted in Puget Sound for daysails.

I'm a 60 year old guy with some wear. Some scars. Most of my teeth.

Can't jump down to the dock anymore. Can't walk all the way down the dock to the boat. Used to be able to hear better. Some heart issues. Some medications. Lots of money.

Looking for soul-mate to amuse me while we float around Puget Sound and count submarines. Prefer 20-25, long black hair, tan.

Don't ever call me at home, email me, contact me through Steath007@secret.com only, or leave a message here. With a picture.

[Jammer Six]

If you let my wife find out, we're both dead. So don't.

[Teknav]

Is it April's fools day, already? You said you have heart problems...hummm...a young girlfriend will swiftly cure your problems...eternally! Funeral arrangements are pending notification of next of kin...

Mauritz
Laugh and the world laughs with you...mess around with a gold digger...

[Capt Phil]

Trust me, it won't work! Good try, though. Does she need to be mechanical? That might help... why does she have to be single... got something against cougars?? Good Luck, Phil

[MarkJ]

Any you get that are not discreet you can pass them on to me.Plus they can call me at home anytime... thats the boat. In fact they can call me anywhere

[Capt Phil]

You truly are a bastard, Mark!! Cheers, Phil. PS besides there aren't any young single brunettes in the PNW

[goat]

I believe Jammer is a euphemism for heart attack.

[bobconnie]

Gee, and some folks cal me a dirty old man LOL, And even I would be scared to run an add like this !! LOL good luck to ya !!!

[goat]

I'm single and I wouldn't run an ad like this.

[Teknav]

If you're down and confused...and if you can't be with the one you love, honey, love the one your with... <Crosby, Still, Nash and Young>

Mauritz
Going to behave now!

[ColtRocker]

Coming from experience I'd have to say that's my equal to a drunk text...lol

[Jammer Six]

A cougar would work, if she's still married. (She has to have as much to lose as I do...)

[ozskipper]

What a great read. Moral Judgement aside -at least he is putting it out there

Um. Now my list.
I am looking for 6 to ten young females who have lots of money and like pillow fights in the penthouse of the Hilton while spending Daddies money on middle aged men such as myself.

Girls, your ability to hold a course or know navigation is irrelevant, as we will be staying in the Hilton for ever and I will give up sailing. please PM me.. Oh yeh.. you must be all at least an 8.5 or higher.

next!!!!

[Mary Flower]

I contacted Jammer and asked if he was worried that the sex might prove fatal and he said, "Hey, she dies, she dies."

[Factor]

Reminds me of the old ad in the personals

Man looking for attractive woman who enjoys fishing, must have own boat and motor, please send photo of boat and motor.