For Sale: 12v LED Grow Light Bulbs

[Blue Crab]

Special Purchase from the mysterious Orient altho assembled in the US by illegal immigrants under Dept of Justice approval understanding. Upfront cash sales only.

Light it up!
Box 401
Washington, DC

[Badsanta]

description? photo?

[foolishsailor]

Grow light? That only mean one thig where I grew up and it ain't tomatoes!

Seriously tho, what power draw?

[Blue Crab]

These are 500 watt bulbs that draw .0001 amp on 12v. I don't know how they do it but they're made in China. I have other items for the first 1000 buyers who send $100 cash in plain envelope to address above. For example, genuine oriental Rolex watches as pictured.
But Wait! orders in the next 24 hours will receive 2 watches for just a separate postage and handling fee. Snooze ya lose!

[four winds]

I can tell, it's going to be a long day.

[Badsanta]

I wonder who Box 401 belongs to. My bad I assumed the OP had something to sell. BS

[h20man]

Originally Posted by Blue Crab

These are 500 watt bulbs that draw .0001 amp on 12v. I don't know how they do it but they're made in China. I have other items for the first 1000 buyers who send $100 cash in plain envelope to address above. For example, genuine oriental Rolex watches as pictured.
But Wait! orders in the next 24 hours will receive 2 watches for just a separate postage and handling fee. Snooze ya lose!

But... you are not a commercial vendor... and thus are not allowed to do such postings.... except... on April Fools Day.... and thus... you have immortalized your joke in the great google cache....

In the future.. some poor google using wretch shall try to understand how he cannot find these miraculous bulbs that somehow use less power then anything else out there.. and thus the myth shall propagate...

Happy April Fools to all.

[foolishsailor]

Jayzus...

...enjoy the joke...

Ohh, and did you get my billing details I'll take ten, I have some "tomatoes" to grow...

[Blue Crab]

Un huh.
Transferred immediately to my Nigerian account.
(for each 50k I send them, they'll send me 100k.)