Crew Available: clever, sweet girl from holland

[salticrak]

What do Dutch boobies look like?

[Teknav]

Ripened mangoes freshly picked from the tree!

Mauritz
Going to behave now!

[Jammer Six]

A Cute Young Thing shows up and offers hooter pictures, and you guys start trying to argue law.

Sometimes I worry about you guys...

[JerseyMermaid]

This was a thoroughly enjoyable read. Thanks for the laughs, gentlemen.

-red

[mike125]

I am a newbie as well. Jumped right in with a Irwin 34 Citation. Are you sailing yet.

[minaret]

Originally Posted by boatman61

In short... He don't sail with Furrineers....

Or felons...

[bobconnie]

It'sorta funny, but we live in the heart of TWIC country, and don't know of a recreational sailor with a TWIC card !! At least Connie and I and the folks we know that sail. or power boat don't have one!! How come yall want a card required for offshore workers and sailors ?? not for rec sailors really !! Just askin?? But if it will get me a Boobie pic I will try to get one !! LOL

[Seaworthy Lass]

Originally Posted by bobconnie

It'sorta funny, but we live in the heart of TWIC country, and don't know of a recreational sailor with a TWIC card !! At least Connie and I and the folks we know that sail. or power boat don't have one!! How come yall want a card required for offshore workers and sailors ?? not for rec sailors really !! Just askin?? But if it will get me a Boobie pic I will try to get one !! LOL

You want a Boobie pic from Teknav?
(He is the only one currently requiring TWIC cards)

[SKIPPER2C]

Originally Posted by tropicalescape

I think Tecnav may have meant that if, someone had this card at least there is some simbalance(sp?) of a record check that has been done and that the person has been vetted(?) to a certian degree,whereas some one fresh out of prison for certian crimes would not have this card..I think thats what was meant..

or he meant shrewd people, smart enough not to be caught.

[Jammer Six]

Originally Posted by Teknav

I am not into commercial seamanship, however I do have a current TWIC card.

I'd rather have a murderess I trust who can sail and looks good than your list of credentials. They're meaningless when you leave the dock.

You're really confused about this thread and how to recruit crew.

Do you have pictures of your boobies?

[Teknav]

Hiya Lassie! This thread has brought me a lot of chuckles and laughter! Thank you all who participated! Keep it coming!

For the records, I am neither looking for a sailing crew nor looking for boobies. The crews that I fly with are all FAA licensed pilots with decades of seamanship experience; a float plane is considered as a flying boat.

As far as the TWIC card is concerned, it was a hypothetical statement on when choosing a sailing crew and having his/her criminal background checked. I have read a few times about folks who are willing to leave everything/everyone behind, leave at any time from anywhere on a short notice to anywhere. I don't think I'd hire someone with that kind of "loose end." Maybe some sailors might do that; I would not!

Mauritz
Are you out of your cotton-pickin' mind?

[salticrak]

TWiC....Titties with irresistible curvature.

[Coops]

Sorry, but I have to add this even though it is old. "How do you make two kilos of fat look attractive"? " Stick a nipple on it"

Coops.

[Teknav]

Hiya Coops! There's a lot of truth in what you've just said!

Mauritz
Going to behave now!

[David_Old_Jersey]

Originally Posted by Jammer Six

I'd rather have a murderess I trust who can sail and looks good than your list of credentials. They're meaningless when you leave the dock.

"Murderess" is somewhat judgemental - and often enough is simply a legal technicality. IMO it is along the lines of the tree falling in a forest thing........

.......in any event, when you encounter Pirates do you want someone onboard who has an ability (even if not documented) to wade through body parts knee deep? - or someone who will have an attack of the vapours?

I still miss da Missus . and her boobies