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**Wotname** · 05-12-2013, 18:28

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Originally Posted by sww914

.... A weird thing for lonely guys with lots of money and no social skills. ....

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Originally Posted by Jammer Six

Cost is not the issue-- I can afford a top-of-the-line product.

Okey Dokey, one box ticked; now a self rating on the social skills please...

mottseng · 10-12-2013, 12:50

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Originally Posted by Jammer Six

Dear Nomadgurl: can you post a picture of yourself, please?

What's in it for her is quite simple. I'm a heavily hung billionare. I won't miss a few million, particularly if it's less than a day's interest.

Thank you.

Steath007

This thread has got to be a joke !!!!

Salty Fox · 12-12-2013, 15:52

OMG- I have NEVER laughed this hard at a CF post! I'm laughing out loud in the library, and I can't stop!!!

Awesome post. Thanks!

goboatingnow · 12-12-2013, 16:17

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Originally Posted by sww914

...A weird thing for lonely guys with lots of money and no social skills.......

Huh, isn't that called ... A boat

Dave

David_Old_Jersey · 15-12-2013, 07:35

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Originally Posted by mottseng

This thread has got to be a joke !!!!

there is a line between optimism and delusion - on CF we cater to folks on both sides of the line

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Jammer Six · 15-12-2013, 15:08

Doesn't that mean the line doesn't matter?

Soul Chef · 16-12-2013, 19:01

My friend once said : Even if she looks like a pig, if she is fun, treats you good, and f.... like a rabbit, she is awesome. Soul Chef

Jammer Six · 16-12-2013, 21:44

Okay, no more of you chicks who want to get involved in that thing with the liver and the duck mask.

That was just... weird.

I'm extremely broad minded, but there has to be a limit, and I'm not cleaning that gunk out of the salon again.

mottseng · 17-12-2013, 09:49

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Originally Posted by Jammer Six

Young, beautiful, single, fit female crew who knows how to keep her mouth shut wanted in Puget Sound for daysails.

I'm a 60 year old guy with some wear. Some scars. Most of my teeth.

Can't jump down to the dock anymore. Can't walk all the way down the dock to the boat. Used to be able to hear better. Some heart issues. Some medications. Lots of money.

Looking for soul-mate to amuse me while we float around Puget Sound and count submarines. Prefer 20-25, long black hair, tan.

Don't ever call me at home, email me, contact me through Steath007@secret.com only, or leave a message here. With a picture.

REALLY ??

David_Old_Jersey · 21-12-2013, 06:30

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Originally Posted by Jammer Six

Doesn't that mean the line doesn't matter?

The line is all in the mind

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....usually other people's

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rgscpat · 21-12-2013, 08:25

Don't you get an initiation ceremony with a bad shaving job and a printed certificate from King Neptune for Crossing the Line? Or is this one of the forums where all you get is warning points? This is all so confusing.

Jammer Six · 21-12-2013, 15:06

Depends on the crew.

If I find the discreet crew I'm looking for, there are other ceremonies.

Sailor647 · 22-12-2013, 07:53

Hmmm. Sure...
I'll pass your info on to my 19 year old and 23 year old daughters. They'd love to have someone pay their very expensive private college expense in exchange for a little sailing around the sound. Unfortunately, I don't think you have enough money to convince the 19 year old. The 23 year old, maybe. lol

Keep in mind, you'll have to meet the parents first.... picture to follow.