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David_Old_Jersey · 25-12-2013, 08:23

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Originally Posted by a64pilot

15 sec? How old are you?

With practice yer can get it down to less

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sww914 · 25-12-2013, 08:23

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Originally Posted by virginia boy

Funny how that works. The older I get the less important the age of my partner becomes. I admire a young body as much as any guy, but nowadays (I'm 52) I'm more interested in a deeper connection than just bumping uglies.

I mean think about it...after your 15 seconds of fun, you're then stuck talking about (or god forbid listening to) Justin Bieber for 23 and 3/4 hours. I'll take the old woman thanks.

I've been known to perform better than 15 seconds, friend.

captain58sailin · 25-12-2013, 08:30

If we can't be compatible after the fires have been banked, then it makes for a lonely life.
I am with someone who I can bare my soul to, and she can bare her soul to me. We are both well past our "Sell By Date". What keeps us together is a deep abiding love, for each other, the sea, boats, fishing, dogs, just about everything, the key one is Heinz Ketchup, that was the first question. Heinz or Hunts? I keep telling her, she fed me, and petted me, she is stuck with me. If that part doesn't mesh then the rest is transitory. There are some who prefer the transitory, the excitement of a new relationship, or whatever, not Ms. Right, just Ms. Right Now. Not my speed, but there are all different kinds.

belizesailor · 25-12-2013, 08:51

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Originally Posted by SaucySailoress

... Young sexy things who are spunky enough to winch in a genny are generally spunky enough to be a little selective about the men they chose.
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What? All the young hotties travelling in "paradise" are not on the quest for their ultimate fantasy man? Who is apparently an old crusty overweight balding greying gringo who drinks too much, still has MOST of his own teeth, and is of dubiuos financial status...oh yeah, and has a boat that's going to leave the dock one day...if it doesn't sink first.

Most of the old gringo population of the Rio Dulce will be crushed to learn this!

virginia boy · 25-12-2013, 09:07

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Originally Posted by David_Old_Jersey

With practice yer can get it down to less

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Longer than 15 seconds and I just give up....just ain't worth it.

LBW399 · 25-12-2013, 11:03

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Originally Posted by virginia boy

Longer than 15 seconds and I just give up....just ain't worth it.

Isn't everyone supposed to have their '15 minutes of fame'?
Yours is just a variation of that theme -- measured in seconds.

cburger · 25-12-2013, 11:17

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Originally Posted by Jammer Six

Young, beautiful, single, fit female crew who knows how to keep her mouth shut wanted in Puget Sound for daysails.

I'm a 60 year old guy with some wear. Some scars. Most of my teeth.

Can't jump down to the dock anymore. Can't walk all the way down the dock to the boat. Used to be able to hear better. Some heart issues. Some medications. Lots of money.

Looking for soul-mate to amuse me while we float around Puget Sound and count submarines. Prefer 20-25, long black hair, tan.

Don't ever call me at home, email me, contact me through Steath007@secret.com only, or leave a message here. With a picture.

Does the line "Dirty old man" mean anything to you?

LBW399 · 25-12-2013, 12:00

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Originally Posted by cburger

Does the line "Dirty old man" mean anything to you?

Such a pathetic well worn, old standby shaming technique. Is that the best line of retort to the OP you have got?

Of course if the OP were a woman, we would call them the far less unsavoury term "Cougar" and give them a big thumbs up. Heck, they even make TV shows like 'Sex and the City' lauding these type of women.

cburger · 25-12-2013, 12:13

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Originally Posted by Kiwi399

Such a pathetic well worn, old standby shaming technique. Is that the best line of retort to the OP you have got?

Of course if the OP were a woman, we would call them the far less unsavoury term "Cougar" and give them a big thumbs up. Heck, they even make TV shows like 'Sex and the City' lauding these type of women.

I call it as I see it! Sorry the post of a 60 year old guy trolling for discreet 24 year and instructing not to call his house sounds like a guy with real integrity, wonder what the wife would think, bet he's getting a lot of response with that one.