Crew Wanted: Discreet Female Crew Wanted

[wristwister]

Originally Posted by Jammer Six

Can you cook stroganoff? I love stroganoff.

Steath007

But ... if your quest is successful won't you be able to cut back on the stroganoff?

[David M]

What if he does have some money and she ends up wanting a monthly payment to keep from telling his wife about the affair?

[senormechanico]

Originally Posted by bgallinger

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Love this thread. Waayyyy better than those boring environmental ones!

They're not boring if you never read them in the first place.

[rgscpat]

Originally Posted by Jammer Six

Don't pole dancers wear high heels?

Women who show up in a bikini and high heels get the job!

Do they make high heels with grippy soles?

We were on the patio once years ago at Anthony's Star of the Sea in San Diego, when a decent-sized sailboat approached under power. At the helm was a prosperous-looking older guy. On the foredeck was what appeared to be a nice-looking lady auditioning for the trophy wife/girlfriend/mistress part.

She was wearing high-fashion designer spike heels.

They didn't do very well on foredeck duty.

Remember the scene in the Disney movie "Bambi", where Bambi first encounters the hard ice of a frozen lake? Yep. Wanna-be trophy girl was skittering all over that fiberglass and hanging on to the pulpit for dear life as the boat's vulnerable bow rapidly approached the breakwater.

The volume of yelling from the helm was increasing. "[deleted] Lay out the [deleted] after bow [deleted] spring you [deleted]" plus a few other choice words best not printed in a family-friendly forum. From the bow, increasingly distressed and plaintive, "The what?" "Where" "Huh?"

The audition wasn't going terribly well at that point.

Fortunately, a couple of college-looking younger guys took pity on Miss Foredekkie and grabbed lines and boat in time.

I'm sure Miss Foredekkie was not a professional pole dancer,
since one of the latter would probably have responded with at least some sense of style and pizzazz, and certainly could have out-cussed any guy who yelled at her without paying well for the privilege.

[foggysail]

HEY JAMMER--- HAVE YOU SEEN THIS






http://www.cruisersforum.com/forums/...ml#post1330294

[atoll]

Originally Posted by foggysail

HEY JAMMER--- HAVE YOU SEEN THIS






http://www.cruisersforum.com/forums/...ml#post1330294

dontya wish yous was young fit and in your forties.....doing deliveries....rather than sitting in that armchair

[perchance]

Originally Posted by beverley

Of course I can! What is a stroganoff?

What's in it for her? Why to be worshiped like the goddess she is.

[Mandurah]

I've been planning and dreaming of going cruising for years. I've told the Beloved (who gets violently seasick at the sight of even a small dingy on a trailer in a car park miles from any water) that I hope she comes with me. I've also said if she doesn't ill just find a couple of Dolly Birds and off I go. Trouble is, the older I get the more I'm think of taking both the Beloved and the Dolly Birds. Ill just need a bigger boat right?

[ColtRocker]

Originally Posted by Mandurah

I've been planning and dreaming of going cruising for years. I've told the Beloved (who gets violently seasick at the sight of even a small dingy on a trailer in a car park miles from any water) t

Man, I'm in the same boat( no pun intended)

[Freedom45]

(I stole this from another forum)

[sailorboy1]

Originally Posted by Freedom45

(I stole this from another forum)

need a link

[Mandurah]

You can come and sail with me.

Unfortunately, as Paul McCartney might have said

" I've got no boat and its breaking my heart,
But I've got a sailor and that's a start"

" baby you can drive my boat,
If we ever get afloat.
Baby you can drive my boat,
' cos baby ill love you."

Sorry folk, just doing my best to keep the dream alive!

[silviu]

Is this a joke? I mean common no one is that lame to post a request of something like this if he/she have as little as 50 used/ day to spend ( filthy rich) on a poor girl willing
And if this it's funny to u people than no wonder this world is what it is.. No more decency no more respect..
Beside I believe this site is not a dating one ...
But than again maybe I am wrong and got all this the wrong way... English is not my native language so....

[capttman]

Originally Posted by Freedom45

(I stole this from another forum)

Ok we all need to join that forum

[zeehag]

rodlmao---