New years resolutions

[weavis]

I dont mean to brag.... but I finished my 2 week diet in 3 hours and 41 minutes!

[StuM]

That's nothing, I just finished a jigsaw puzzle in two weeks and the box said 3-5 years!

[weavis]

I just ate salad for dinner!
Mostly croutons and tomatoes. Actually just one big crouton with tomato sauce and cheese...
FINE. it was a pizza. I just ate a pizza...

[GordMay]

You shouldn’t worry about gaining a few extra pounds, because we fat folk are harder to kidnap.

[weavis]

Been reading cook books on healthy foods....

Here is my take on preparing Tofu:

1/. Throw it in the Trash.
2/. Buy some meat.

[StuM]

Remember:
1 Bacon is an honorary vegetable at all times.
2. Any meat product on a pizza is an honorary vegetable.

[pbmaise]

Adding cacao beans to coffee is healthy. Chew beans slowly after simmering in coffee to release chocolate. Hmmmm chocolate!!