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**s/v Jedi** · 10-04-2014, 17:03

Over here on CF he is now like "working hard & busy sailing this boat over the oceans", see the blips from my tracker, but the bugger is posting on Facebook while lounging on deck

hoppy · 10-04-2014, 21:37

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Originally Posted by SaltyMonkey

pub crawl my monkey arse! He's moving!!!

GO BOATY GO!!! Pies ahead!!!

Yes, he's moving to the next pub in the next port of call

Wonderinlost · 10-04-2014, 22:18

Think the smell is getting even worse in there.... Did he ever figure out how to empty that boat?

monte · 11-04-2014, 00:23

nice day for a motor Phil, light variable and 22 degrees! Hopefully you will be through the Gib straights before the Easterlies start Sunday morning for 4 days..

**HappyMdRSailor** · 11-04-2014, 02:54

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Originally Posted by boatman61

The Bar comes outa my pocket.. the diesel outa the owners..
Just optimising my Customer Service and keeping costs as low as possible..

Always a giver that boaty.... You got's to look out for #1 ! One day that might bite you in the azz... Like maybe an owner not keeping up his end of the bargain with the payme... Nah... Nevermind...

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Originally Posted by boatman61

Any Lagoon 440 owners reading this thread...
Help... where's the switch for the holding tank in the owners version... can't find the damn thing and the smells doing my head in...

Either that or the pipes need changing.. leave it and the smell fades after a few days... but a rough sea.. or flush it and its back with a vengeance..

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Originally Posted by SaltyMonkey

This is a critical mayday indeed!!!

INDEED!!!

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Originally Posted by Ann T. Cate

So it was the stench of sewage that contributed to your being seasick, oh, golly!

YUCK!

Sure hope you get that one sorted. [sordid?]

Boatie went to see, and carried 'round his pee;
It got rough, he added other stuff--
Better him than me!

Ann

Ann... Your best post to date!

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Originally Posted by s/v Jedi

Over here on CF he is now like "working hard & busy sailing this boat over the oceans", see the blips from my tracker, but the bugger is posting on Facebook while lounging on deck

Sounds like he's got the hammock out again taking selfies....

**weavis** · 11-04-2014, 03:10

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Originally Posted by HappyMdRSailor

Well what the hell "cockney rhymes with roasted goat...."

My mouth is still watering from 3 weeks ago...

Roasted goat in cockney is "old mans Scrote"

It might not be. Jes Sayin'

what?

**weavis** · 11-04-2014, 03:20

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Originally Posted by letsgetsailing3

I love the boatman threads. I get to learn things AND laugh.

er....... Id be cautious about thinking you learn things if your not a Brit......

we Brits have a way of imparting information that could you leave you in a a spot of bother if you visit England......

Like the English guy living in California who was asked by an American lady who was going to visit the UK later in the year... "what do you call zits in England?"
He told her they were called bollocks.

flash forward to Boots the Chemist 2 months later.. American lady at the counter.. "Hi, have you got anything for these bollocks?"

Boatie comes from the same school of humour. Come to think of it, we all do..
so very sad.

**HappyMdRSailor** · 11-04-2014, 03:21

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Originally Posted by weavis

Roasted goat in cockney is "old mans Scrote"

It might not be. Jes Sayin'

what?

OK weevis... I need to brush up on my cockney then!

Thanks for the heads up on this one...

Former victim of the rocky mountain oyster for hush puppy switcharoo trick... I was less than amused...

**weavis** · 11-04-2014, 04:13

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Originally Posted by HappyMdRSailor

OK weevis... I need to brush up on my cockney then!

Former victim of the rocky mountain oyster for hush puppy switcharoo trick... I was less than amused...

its an eternal gem that one.............

Fiveslide · 11-04-2014, 04:23

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Originally Posted by HappyMdRSailor

Former victim of the rocky mountain oyster for hush puppy switcharoo trick... I was less than amused...

I imagine you were. I mean, for fak sake, you had dead animal reproductive organs... in your mouth! :-D

How does that make you feel?

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**HappyMdRSailor** · 11-04-2014, 04:43

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Originally Posted by Fiveslide

I imagine you were. I mean, for fak sake, you had dead animal reproductive organs... in your mouth! :-D

How does that make you feel?

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Dirty and ashamed...

No wait... That was the camping trip with Uncle Donny...

**HappyMdRSailor** · 11-04-2014, 04:46

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Originally Posted by weavis

its an eternal gem that one.............

Don't think for a second that this didn't make it into my own personal bag of tricks.... I share with others who needn't have the experience

Fiveslide · 11-04-2014, 04:57

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Originally Posted by HappyMdRSailor

Don't think for a second that this didn't make it into my own personal bag of tricks.... I share with others who needn't have the experience

I, thankfully, witnessed this very unsavory trick at a young age and thus learned early on how to avoid eating balls. Trust nobody...

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Dauntlessny · 11-04-2014, 05:00

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Originally Posted by sabray

Nice write up. Spot seems a tad confusing but I think your plan allowed for 10 preset messages. What did you choose as your presets. Will you change them? If yes please tell us what the the new programmed messages will say. I came up with these; 1) please help god what the hell am I doing here. 2)Never mind don't send help yet I ate some bad fish and things got weird. 3) everything is okay a big ship came up gave us water and smokes and broadcast a security message but I'm good and don't want help. 4) if I have pasta for breakfast again I am going to go mad. 5) Gone mad no need to send help but eggs would be nice. 6) I forgot to pay the visa bill before I left could you pay this ASAP. 7) a fresh salad would be really nice. 8) something is wrong the wind is perfect and I am making 7 knots. 9) the wind sucks and is always the worst direction. 10) this is the time of my life. Except it is cold the weather sucks and the boat needs constant work. No one understands me. I am out of food water fuel and eggs. I'll call you when I get in.

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