Crew Wanted: Captain or Boat Wanted: Vietnam or Mexico to Cairns Australia

[skipperpete]

Originally Posted by Empty Nose

Captain wanted: Vietnam to Cairns or Mexico to Cairns or Boat Wanted: Vietnam or Mexico

I want to get to Far North Queensland Australia without a PCR test which the inventor says can't be used as a diagnostic for any virus. The inventor of the PCR said in an interview that Fauci is a lying fraudster. Conveniently the inventor of the PCR test died shortly before the scamdemic.

I can meet the sailor off the coast of Vietnam.
Or I can fly to Mexico.
As a living man with consciousness and soul tokens, unlike brainwashed tv watching buffalo with degenerated soul if any.

Logistically and legally, this is barely or not possible under the current international circumstances but why no PCR test? If you have Covid , let it run its course and then return to Oz by air.
The “inventor” of the PCR was certainly a colourful character, more of a Timothy Leary than an Alexander Fleming.

[ChrisJHC]

Let’s see:

Vietnam to Darwin: call it 2500 nm through multiple jurisdictions (all of which won’t allow you to land). Also through pirate alley if you want the shortest trip. Let’s say 20 days in transit.
However, if the boat is not already in Vietnam you have to factor in getting there before you even start.

Mexico to Brisbane: 6666.66 nm (The Devil’s number twice!). Let’s say 50 days. Lots of nothing until you get to the South Pacific (who also don’t want you).
This doesn’t include all the other issues raised above about actually getting to Mexico.

Or you could take a direct flight.

Either way, you’ll get to spend two weeks in quarantine (and do some COVID tests).
Plus the high likelihood of fines and/or gaol if you choose the wrong answer.

Not sure you’ll get a lot of serious responses.

[StuM]

Originally Posted by Wotname

Apologies to John Mansfield.

Mayhap, you should be apologising to John Masefield (twice)

[Compass790]

Originally Posted by Wotname

Fascinating...or frightening...
With whom do we share the seas with...

I must down to the seas again, to the living man and sky,
And all I ask is a soul token and a consciousness that will not die.
........
I must down to the seas again, for fear of the PCR
Is a wild call and a clear call that may not be denied
.........
And all I ask is a merry yarn from a laughing CF-rover,
And quiet sleep and a sweet dream when long Covids over.

Apologies to John Mansfield.

Have you started on am mulled wine Wottie?
Was just reading something about alcohol being responsible for a lot of creative thinking.
Luvd it.

[Wotname]

Originally Posted by StuM

Mayhap, you should be apologising to John Masefield (twice)

I should indeed!!!!!

And a heartfelt thanky for your kind proof reading good sir.

[Jim Cate]

Originally Posted by StuM

Mayhap, you should be apologising to John Masefield (twice)

Some folks think that emulation is the most sincere form of flattery, Stu, so IMO no apology needed in the first case, and I reckon the misspelling will be forgiven in light of the first statement!

Go Wottie!

Jim

[Jamme]

Originally Posted by Empty Nose

Captain wanted: Vietnam to Cairns or Mexico to Cairns or Boat Wanted: Vietnam or Mexico

I want to get to Far North Queensland Australia without a PCR test which the inventor says can't be used as a diagnostic for any virus. The inventor of the PCR said in an interview that Fauci is a lying fraudster. Conveniently the inventor of the PCR test died shortly before the scamdemic.

I can meet the sailor off the coast of Vietnam.
Or I can fly to Mexico.
As a living man with consciousness and soul tokens, unlike brainwashed tv watching buffalo with degenerated soul if any.

This to me looks written by a bot

[Kinchega]

Hey Guys and Gals
I am an Australian, love living here and frankly dont want any of you here!
Stick to the US and your crazy laws and idiot right wing politicans, seriously please dont come here!

[Sailmonkey]

Originally Posted by Kinchega

Hey Guys and Gals

I am an Australian, love living here and frankly dont want any of you here!

Stick to the US and your crazy laws and idiot right wing politicans, seriously please dont come here!

Who are you addressing?

[Afrinus]

Me, me, me....and BONUS - I bring the tinfoil for our hats....

Originally Posted by Empty Nose

Captain wanted: Vietnam to Cairns or Mexico to Cairns or Boat Wanted: Vietnam or Mexico

I want to get to Far North Queensland Australia without a PCR test which the inventor says can't be used as a diagnostic for any virus. The inventor of the PCR said in an interview that Fauci is a lying fraudster. Conveniently the inventor of the PCR test died shortly before the scamdemic.

I can meet the sailor off the coast of Vietnam.
Or I can fly to Mexico.
As a living man with consciousness and soul tokens, unlike brainwashed tv watching buffalo with degenerated soul if any.

[boatman61]

Originally Posted by Wotname

Fascinating...or frightening...
With whom do we share the seas with...

I must down to the seas again, to the living man and sky,
And all I ask is a soul token and a consciousness that will not die.
........
I must down to the seas again, for fear of the PCR
Is a wild call and a clear call that may not be denied
.........
And all I ask is a merry yarn from a laughing CF-rover,
And quiet sleep and a sweet dream when long Covids over.

Apologies to John Mansfield.

[AKA-None]

Originally Posted by Jamme

This to me looks written by a bot

Version 2 of crusiN?

[StuM]

Originally Posted by AKA-None

Version 2 of crusiN?

Or just another SA troll?

[boatpoker]

Originally Posted by StuM

Or just another single posting SA troll?

but they're always good for a chuckle

[belizesailor]

Originally Posted by StuM

Or just another SA troll?

IIRC there have actually been some posts like this that later found their way into the news. One guy who posted here and then later stole a boat and did a parental kidnapping of his young kids.