As Far as Boats are Concerned What are Your 3 Biggest Headaches ?

[zeehag]

electricity
men who insist on sex when uninvited and unknown
electricity

[deckofficer]

Originally Posted by zeehag

electricity
men who insist on sex when uninvited and unknown
electricity

Easy, just use two of your biggest headaches to alleviate the third. Just hand him something that vibrates from electrical energy and tell him "go take care of yourself, I have a headache".

[zeehag]

Originally Posted by deckofficer

Easy, just use two of your biggest headaches to alleviate the third. Just hand him something that vibrates from electrical energy and tell him "go take care of yourself, I have a headache".

taser??!!!!! okay, funnnnn.......LOL

[xymotic]

slip rent

galvanic corrosion

And randomly discovering the many many ways the PO has tried to kill me.

[MarkSF]

Anything on the engine. The access is so horrible. It's like trying to service your car with the hood closed and access is only through the radiator grill. It doesn't help that I'm 6ft 5". Access to the transmission is through the starboard lazarette. But I don't fit in there. Anyone know a very small mechanic?

[zeehag]

marksf--i find that isnt a problem with my formosa, as the entire drive line is wonderfully available without need of neonatal monkey trained intra-utero to work on boats......my ericson is like that, and folks still verbalize wonder as to why do i sail a formosa... is easy. also, head room is 6'4"

[sailorchic34]

HA, Not one concern, problem, etc. on my little boat, Sailing, cruising, living aboard....Its all good....well except for the grumpy cat sometimes that is...

[deckofficer]

Originally Posted by zeehag

taser??!!!!! okay, funnnnn.......LOL

Well,,er,,um, maybe if you think that would work for him. I was thinking more along the lines of Hitachi's "Magic Wand". Also good for deep muscle massage.

[zeehag]

just for some crew, not all......taser, that is...LOL

[w1651]

Originally Posted by zeehag

just for some crew, not all......taser, that is...LOL

Hand him a wire off the batteries and you can charge them and taser him at the same time.
Now that's multitasking... then go check your zincs.

[deckofficer]

Zee,

Don't you think that avatar is just asking to be tazed?

[Danosimp3]

Previous Owners repairs/Modifactions
Deck hardware bedding/leaks
Running out of Rum

[zeehag]

lol deckofficer--ye could be right arm there....

[captain58sailin]

Officious officials, fuel prices, slip fees.

[rrranch]

My three biggest headaches...
neighbors banging halyards
neighbors improperly grounded boats and stray current messing up my boat
neighbors having parties till 4 am. Even though I walked over and taped a copy of the marina rules to his hull with the loud noises and lights out section highlited.

Oh, is this supposed to be about my boat? I spend too much time cussing about neighbors to worry about that. haha