You Might Have a Project Boat If...

[David M]

When you have on board at least twelve different types of power tools that are worth thousands of dollars.

[oldragbaggers]

If you have a boat, you probably have a project boat. Are they ever really "done?"

[David_Old_Jersey]

You've just hit something very solid.

or

something very solid has just hit you.

[sailorchic34]

On the up side... Working on your project boat in different locations is called cruising...

[zeehag]

it says formosa on it somewhere...

hay i can say it--i have one..LOL
sailorchic--you are so correct...and there is a fine line between emergency repairs and maintenance repairs.....that fine line is called---ocean. if it will break, it will out there..lol

[Mark1977]

These are all so true. I am depressed now........

[zeehag]

dont be depressed--keep dealing with it and get out of town, like i did--it is so much easier to fix while underway and not in a comfy nesting area.

[GaryMayo]

Originally Posted by Matt sachs

I have lost my mizzen mast in the weeds behind the house.

If the mizzen mast is up and lost in the weeds, that is a very long boat project.

[Cheechako]

Originally Posted by Rocketman

when the West Marine employee's ask you where something is in there store.

[Khagan1227]

The lines tying your boat the dock are keeping it afloat.

You've never changed oil on your donk because it hasn't run in three years.

[Boracay]

Every time you drop something it ends up in the bilge.

[Rhapsody-NS27]

(For trailerable boat)

It's been sitting on the trailer the entire time you've owned it.

Yeah, that's me
Getting closer to getting it in the water.

[Ex-Calif]

Originally Posted by Rhapsody-NS27

(For trailerable boat)

It's been sitting on the trailer the entire time you've owned it.

Yeah, that's me
Getting closer to getting it in the water.

- You're "ready" to launch but the trailer needs an overhaul...
- You've willed your house to your son on the proviso he finishes the boat

[JayCall]

You and your wife update your wills and your wife starts asking about Viking funeral ceremonies.

[Capt Phil]

You have had your boat on the hard longer than you have been married to your two wives and you are thinking about a third!