Furry Friend

[rileydog]

As i eat my dinner I usually have to deal with the pissed off eyes of my lab.. table food gives her gas and in a 33 hunter it hard to escape. What do u have to deal with.

[Nemo55]

Damn!!! connect that Mutt up to a fuel hose,,,don't be wasting precious resources like that!!!

[rileydog]

Eww. Little bit a pizza crust and i could solve the energy problem. Lol

[Nemo55]

Hahahahah,,,funny how logical it all sounds until the dog looks at the hose in your hand and shows his teeth!!!

Originally Posted by rileydog

Eww. Little bit a pizza crust and i could solve the energy problem. Lol

[Hudson Force]

Let's do lunch and discuss the options......

The hose option is "off the table"!

[Nemo55]

Yup, no hose for this furry fury!!

[rileydog]

Lol, i could go through with it. no matter thye size of the hose.

[Blue Crab]

You want to put that hose where?

[S/V_Surya]

I just got this from my sister.....



Top Ten Complaints from Dogs

1) Blaming your farts on me ... not funny ... not funny at all!



2) Yelling at me for barking ... I'M A DOG!



3) Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out � exactly whose walk is this anyway?



4) Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose. Stop it!



5) Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home.



6) The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! Whoooo Hoooooo what a proud moment for the top of the food chain!



7) Taking me to the vet for 'the big snip', then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back!



8) Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.



9) Dog sweaters. Hello? Haven't you noticed the fur?

10) How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth. You're just jealous.



Now lay off me on some of these things. We both know who's boss here! You don't see me picking up your poop do you?

EVERY DOG HAS HIS DAY. A DOG ALWAYS OFFERS UNCONDITIONAL LOVE. CATS HAVE TO THINK ABOUT IT!

[rileydog]

Lol. Typo!! Could should have been couldn't!!! Couldn't through with it!

[hellosailor]

If your table scraps give the dog gas, consider changing your menu!