A Boat Is Better than a Wife, Because . . .

[Bash]

Originally Posted by David M

I wouldn't trade in my wife for the QE2.

Same here! I wouldn't trade in David's wif......

Oops.

Nevermind.

[CDunc]

A boat always gets wet when im on her and doesnt lay there like a log, and to my knowlege has never asked me if im done yet.

[Minggat]

Originally Posted by zeehag

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they do not 'peacock' for attention
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That is too good. Is that a store bought quote? Or do you write for Hallmark?

[zeehag]

my boat also doesnt hog the bed or snore so loud i have to go into another room.
boat doesnt ask me if i write for hallmark.......lol,ming--i write my own--always have...

[Minggat]

Originally Posted by zeehag

boat doesnt ask me if i write for hallmark.......lol,ming--i write my own--always have...

yeah, I knew that. I was complimenting the way you expressed your observation of men while I was busy laughing.

excuse me. I have to preen my feathers now.

[BlueWaterSail]

Originally Posted by zeehag

come on gurlees--i know there are more reasons a boat i s better than a man....they wanna play this game, we can join in and let them know.....

What a geat idea, Zee! Ladies, your ideas and contributions are most welcome.

BWS

[Nusailr]

I don't have a boat OR a wife, but I snore and cook good, Back-rubs are out of this world ./with an exterior motive.

Those made ME laugh, At 0445.


Thanks guys John

[Mule]

Hummmm, this thread makes me understand what the ex meant when she said, as she helped me pack,and after I was served, "I was replaced by a dog and a boat".

On the bright side, for me, I am no longer the"church guy" and I am not living my life through the sports accomplishments of my grandchildren.

As for her, methinks she is rethinking her position. It is interesting just how many really great women there are out there that that like my boat, my dog and for that matter, me, ( or they just love my dog. Who knows?). My dog is an apricot 15lb poodle that is a bad ass punker with a Mohawk. She flashed her breast and got beads recently, I discussed nipple rings with her but she thought 8 was too much.

I guess after 38 years change is not such a bad thing.

[w1651]

I love my boat so much I got rid of my wife.

Is that backwards?

[kenny chaos]

Originally Posted by w1651

I love my boat so much I got rid of my wife.

Is that backwards?

Not for me to say but thank god your avatar is backward.

[atoll]

wifes comment on this thread.."well,off you go then........."

[rowingdude]

A boat is better than a wife because it goes where you want to go at the pace you wish to travel at. It doesn't bitch about you taking your time, nor will it worry when you're sitting in the middle of the ocean laying on the foredeck stark naked. Oh. One thing's for sure, you can buy things to make the boat better, hell, you buy a woman anything 9/10 times it ends up in the trash or the back of a closet for most of its life!

[sailorboy1]

I have a nice boat..............but it isn't nicer than my wife even though it's a lot younger!

Sorry but a lot of you need to work on your boat less and your realtionship more.

[gettinthere]

"A boat is a hole in the water you pour money into"

A woman?

[MarkJ]

When you take your boat out for dinner it doesn't eat much, drinks nothing and costs little. The other diners may look at you a bit oddly but that beats the crap outta all the guys leeering at your wife!