Brag Photo!

[Solitude]

Originally Posted by MarkJ

OK,

I don't want to pickle anyone’s cucumber whose still at home building their backyard boat from the first nail...

...or those still at work doing the round eternal of the cashbook and the journal...

But I just gotta show you what we were doing when snapped by the paparazzi...


He just fits in the lazarette!


Mark

And Mark looked down between his legs and thought...Yeah! This is about right!

[Sailndive345]

Do those things come equipped with seat belts?... You'd be fined if in the US

[sweetsailing]

Elephant jokes...adapted for sailing

Q: How do you tell if there is an elephant in your lazarette?
A: Look for his trunk in the mess of lines.


Q: How do you tell if there are two elephants in your lazarette?
A: Look for two sets of trunks side by side.


Q: How do you tell if there are three elephants in your lazarette?
A: The door won't close.

Q: How do you get an elephant into a Dingy?
A: Drop the swim ladder, insert elephant, close the swim ladder.


Q: How do you get 4 elephants in a Dingy?
A: Two in the front and two in the back


Q: How do you know if an elephant is visiting your boat?
A: There is a dingy at the transom with 3 elephants in it.