Hiding Guns on Board

[Mirage Gecko]

Over here we train our dogs to get the beer from the fridge and bring to us at our comfortable seat

[boatman61]

Originally Posted by CarinaPDX

Great idea! Will they smell out good rum as well?

Greg

Who needs a dog for that...

[Mirage Gecko]

They only seem to perform well on the locally produced "Bundy" rum

[Kenomac]

Nobody will ever notice....

[Mirage Gecko]

Why not buy an ex navy boat , pretend its still in service and cruise around on that you will not need to hide the guns then.

[Jimbo485]

Why not dismantle, put them in a charger and do what Henri Charriere used to do?

[David_Old_Jersey]

Sounds like OP would be best served by hiding his gun the same way folks in prison hide mobile phones - by stuffing it up his............

[sailorboy1]

Originally Posted by David_Old_Jersey

Sounds like OP would be best served by hiding his gun the same way folks in prison hide mobile phones - by stuffing it up his............

I would bet that custom officials are trained to look there first.

[minaret]

Originally Posted by sailorboy1

I would bet that custom officials are trained to look there first.

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You can bet they are!

[Sand crab]

Lol wtf japanese butt gun?? - YouTube

[erobert]

I suppose now wouldn't be a good time to ask about methods of hiding pot on board?

[Sand crab]

So I googled buttgun and that vid popped right up. Do I google buttpot now?
Sounds like a shitty high.

[Strait Shooter]

Originally Posted by erobert

I suppose now wouldn't be a good time to ask about methods of hiding pot on board?

You've got balls dude!

Thanks for the entertainment all........

Enough!

[Cheechako]

Originally Posted by erobert

I suppose now wouldn't be a good time to ask about methods of hiding pot on board?

Just be aware that the CG has a simple tool... they just wipe your galley faucet, steering wheel etc with a special swab and the presence of marijauna is readily exposed.... from the smoke residue.

[Cheechako]

Originally Posted by Mirage Gecko

Why not buy an ex navy boat , pretend its still in service and cruise around on that you will not need to hide the guns then.

Actually there was a boat like that in the Caribe about 10 years ago. Navy Grey, low lying silouette, a faux gun turret on the front that from a distance looked just like one of those on a CG cutter.
Great Idea if you're a powerboater and worried about pirates!