In the VI's, how lucky do I have to be to get lucky?

[boatman61]

Sure it was not tape worm.... they can get pretty big ya know...

[pillum]

Getting in is the easy part... Getting out - OUCH! Don't do a Blair/Bush, have an exit strategy before you get into the relationship, however temporary, one that limits the hurt on both sides. If you just want to bonk, then go to a professional.

[ty.gregory]

I have nothing more to say.

[sarafina]

*grin*

Aren't ya glad ya asked?

[ty.gregory]

If I had a sailboat, I'd go sailing-- which brings us back to my initial question: where the hell is MarkJ?

[Uncle Bob]

Originally Posted by ty.gregory

If I had a sailboat, I'd go sailing-- which brings us back to my initial question: where the hell is MarkJ?

Unpacking the mail of course!!

[DoubleWhisky]

Originally Posted by sarafina

What a beautiful eyes... Really...
Keep them on me, please, please, please...

[Blue Crab]

Originally Posted by DoubleWhisky

What a beautiful eyes... Really...
Keep them on me, please, please, please...

From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

"If wishes were horses, beggars would ride" is an English language proverb and nursery rhyme, originating in the 16th century, which is usually used to suggest that it is useless to wish and that better results will be achieved through action. ...

[SeawindGirl]

Originally Posted by virginia boy

Shoot, you won't even have to leave the country before girls will be begging to come aboard. Boats are babe magnets.

Before I tell you this next bit, let me say that I'm 100% faithful to my wife.

Go to Ft Myers beach in Florida. It's one big party town and the girls will approach you regularly down there. Especially when they find out that you live on a boat.

Maybe on a dock, but try to get that cute bar chick to step aboard your little row boat for an evening aboard and you might find she is not willing to go anywhere that she can't easily walk away from.

[atoll]

could try some aussie chat up lines......

YouTube - Kevin bloody wilson-do ya ***k on first dates

[MoonlightShadow]

Originally Posted by boatman61

Sorry mate... I think what I was subtley saying... if you read carefully..
Of course you'll get laid.... if your any good...
and even if your not...
I read somewhere that the average person is attactive to 1 in 20 of the opposite sex.... after one opens their mouths... the odds can change...

Cool. Where was it you saw the 1:20 odds? I'd gamble on that !!! I wont say a word. Honest!

My last ex once worked out the mathematical probabilities of me meeting someone I loved who also loved me. I cant remember it exactly, but she started with the 6 billion people there are in the world, reduced it by 50% as half were men, then reduced it 3 million as she calculated that one only ever stood a chance of meeting 3 million of them at very best. She had lots of other calculations in it that I cant remember. Then she said that of that 3 million, I would only ever really get to know about 2 or 3 hundred, so would not be in the position to judge if they were suitable or not. Of the two or three hundred (she also used your 1:20 I think), and brought it down to 15 ladies. She then worked out the statistics on the fact that some had died, some were already married, and some were not totally blind and stupid, bringing it down to four. She then said I had already been married to three of them leaving just one out of six billion people in the World whom would be left. "And that was me" she said "and I am off. So you're S**T out of luck Pal"

Bless her. She was a sweety really.

[osirissail]

Originally Posted by MoonlightShadow

Cool. Where was it you saw the 1:20 odds? I'd gamble on that !!! I wont say a word. Honest!

My last ex once worked out the mathematical probabilities of me meeting someone I loved who also loved me. I cant remember it exactly, but she started with the 6 billion people there are in the world, reduced it by 50% as half were men, . . .

Hey now, don't close off half the world's population just because they are the same gender. You may find your true love on that side of the fence rather than over in the worn out cow pasture. Worked for the early Greeks . . .