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RTB · 19-03-2011, 15:43

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Originally Posted by ty.gregory

I also have a very small penis.

Maybe you just have big hands....

RTB · 19-03-2011, 15:46

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Originally Posted by Boracay

Being in a strange country with few friends and an enraged ex boyfriend/husband/lover/father on the prowl is not good for your health.

Probably not good for your health, even in your own country....

ty.gregory · 19-03-2011, 15:51

Does anyone know an easy to en-roll-in seminary school where they just take you regardless of the fact you're a lost, piece of menopasal dung meat in dire need of a proper diet and who also has really big hands, and was young once, though sadly has now aged against his own wishes, and has grown too old to rut. What Pablo Picasso referred to as his "Blue Period"
Ernest Hemingway, true to his style, used less words--"Boom!"

Paul B?? TaoJones?? Any Mod up there,(I'm not choosy) I wish to leave now. Please bring the car around ...

I thank you all!

Chipg · 19-03-2011, 23:31

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Originally Posted by ty.gregory

Does anyone know an easy to en-roll-in seminary school where they just take you regardless of the fact you're a lost, piece of menopasal dung meat in dire need of a proper diet and who also has really big hands, and was young once, though sadly has now aged against his own wishes, and has grown too old to rut. What Pablo Picasso referred to as his "Blue Period"
Ernest Hemingway, true to his style, used less words--"Boom!"

Paul B?? TaoJones?? Any Mod up there,(I'm not choosy) I wish to leave now. Please bring the car around ...

I thank you all!

Get a hooker

Chipg · 19-03-2011, 23:42

I went to a bar tonight with some lady friends (3 of the 4 are married). Ages ranged from 35 to 42, talk about a bunch of tacky classless older guys who were desperate, they hounded the girls beyond belief, that didn't work so then they would lie and say I was their stock broker and I made them millions (a few were missing their teeth), that was even worse, the comments from the ladies were priceless. They want to drink on the boat or at the condo from now on, I don't blame them. My 115 weeks in anger counseling paid off tonight. Next time I'm not so sure. Bunch of freakin vultures

Pelagic · 20-03-2011, 00:31

I have no idea what this thread has to do with sailing anymore?….guys…get a room

Chipg · 20-03-2011, 00:45

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Originally Posted by Pelagic

I have no idea what this thread has to do with sailing anymore?….guys…get a room

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxvdvoQgAy8

SaucySailoress · 20-03-2011, 01:14

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Originally Posted by Lowcountry

women on sailboats are kind of like women on Harleys. Not the most scenic of creatures...... for the most part, female sailors are not lookers.

Hmm. That's almost not 'nice'.

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Originally Posted by ty.gregory

Paul B?? TaoJones?? Any Mod up there,(I'm not choosy) I wish to leave now. Please bring the car around ...
!

Nope, took a look, couldn't find any mods anywhere. Sorry.

David_Old_Jersey · 20-03-2011, 02:01

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Originally Posted by Chipg

Get a hooker

or 3 of them

.

an inflatable hot tub. a crate of bubbly. and some yoghurt

remember to fly the CF burgee

**GordMay** · 20-03-2011, 04:24

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Originally Posted by ty.gregory

... I wish to leave now. Please bring the car around.
I thank you all!...

... Can’t you hear the voices down the corridor,
Can’t you hear them say?
“Welcome to the hotel California ...
... You can checkout any time you like,
But you can never leave!”

S/V Antares · 20-03-2011, 05:56

Ty ... if you plan to cruise the Bahamas you might not get to the VI as there are many lovely ladies here. Most are over 50 and have outlived or out gunned there hubbies. And they look and are great.

osirissail · 20-03-2011, 06:02

Way back when, pages ago before the Normans showed up, there was a suggestion to troll the cruise ships for their females. However, that is a virtually impossible way of getting "lucky." If you have ever anchored/been in a harbor with cruise ships - such as the V.I.'s - you will quickly notice that the cruise ships arrive at 08:00 each day and then depart the same day at about 17:00 (5PM). There just isn't enough time between the opening of the bars and the departure of the passengers to "score." And worse, "happy hour" generally starts just when they are all back on board and ready to leave for the next port of call.

Loquat · 20-03-2011, 06:13

losing the beard may help

Palarran · 20-03-2011, 06:24

Wow, this is one of the best threads we've had in a while. It's funny!!

Ok, since the cruise ship idea doesn't work, I'd focus on Westins and Wyndham hotel resorts. You can find groups of girls that are taking their annual "break" from the family and maybe pick one of them off.