SSSSM - Part Deux

[zeehag]

fixed 'pm thing..

[Gadagirl]

This is funny and provides some positive thought for us all!

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Name:12 Reasons to Date a SailorCategory:Sports & Recreation - Water SportsDescription:12 reasons to date a sailor:

1. We have strong hands
2. We're not afraid to get wet
3. We love it when it blows
4. We can go for hours
5. We know what to do when things get rough
6. We are good with ropes, knots, and harnesses.
7. We can usually get it back up after a couple of minutes.
8. Any misdemeaners can be protested.
9. We can find the best start position possible in 3 minutes or less.
10. We're great at operating pleasure crafts of any size.
11. We can beat hard for a long time.
12. We're adept at using lube and ticklers.

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BONUS REASONS WHY TO DATE A SAILOR:

13. We have lovely tans from being in the sun all day
14. We give a whole new meaning to "ooch"
15. We can harden up on demand
16. We know when to pull and when to release at just the right time
17. We don't get off until it's coming on our face. (capsize recovery)
18. If you cant keep it up, dont take it out.
19. we are very skilled at pinching and footing
20. The best feeling is surely coming from behind
21. Female skippers know how to grip the extension
22. We know how to get into tight holes no matter what the size of our boat.
23. We're always willing to double up to increase the fun
24. We know how to keep our sticks up, no matter how rough it gets.
25. We discovered the motion of the ocean.
26. Rule #69: Always practice good seamanship.
27. We know how to sheet in and bare away
28. We won't mind the feel of rubber....we are used to "wet suits"
29. We know how to properly position our poles... spinnaker that is.
30. You can't expect to keep your sheets dry for long.
31. All it takes to raise the pole is a yank on the topper
32. When the pole comes down, we are still ready for a long beat.
33. We know how to rub down the topsides and the bottom.
34. Ask for room and we will give it to you
35. Female skippers always head for the buoys
36. Sailors always have afirm grip on the tiller
37. Sailors do it on water
38. A sailor will always scrub a dirty bottom
39. Sailors can fine tune their teamwork technique and equipment for hours until they are outstanding
40. Its all about the first beat
41. Sailors can keep that windward heel going downwind, no matter how much she (the boat) rolls
42. Sailors are good at pumping and rolling, even if its illegal
43. We regularly wear out our sheets
44. A spinnaker is like a lady: treat her gently on the curves but be decisive with the pole.
45. We know how to use the head
46. We like it when it gets rough and high...the wind that is
47. Sailors drop more cloth on a regular basis than anyone
48. Sailors can do it on a trapeze
49. When sailors break rules, they turn around and keep going
50. Sailors instinctively know when to point high AND when to go down
51. Sailors use blocks to gain leverage
52. Sailors are their best under pressure
53. Sailors know the optimum angle to beat at.
54. We know when, why and how to lift skirts.
55. Sailors know how to wing it.
56. Sailors are sure to loosen the sheets with every ride.
57. We know when to move astern
58. Sailors get blown offshore.
59. Sailors work hard when they are in a hole
60. Sailors are occasionaly over early
61. The best way to douse a spinnaker is to simply grab the pole, blow the guy, and suck the chute
62. It is not the size of the yacht that matters, its how well you maneuver it into the slip
63. When in doubt we let it out
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[capttman]

Love it Gadagirl......

[zeehag]

goood one gadagirl!
a/c is installed and works great!!! now pair a dice is comfortable!!!!

[capttman]

Sometimes it is pair a dice HOT

[zeehag]

shore is that----is why it isnt utopia!!!!

[capttman]

Hmmmmm love utopia

[captain465]

ZEE. what a/c did you finnally go with???

[zeehag]

bought a 5000 btu LG window unit....is perfect--fits into the WINDOW lol of my formosa nicely so isnt in a hatch overhead or somewhere i cant manage....was less than 200 dollars......1699 pesos.

[Mexdon]

Originally Posted by zeehag

bought a 5000 btu LG window unit....is perfect--fits into the WINDOW lol of my formosa nicely so isnt in a hatch overhead or somewhere i cant manage....was less than 200 dollars......1699 pesos.

Will also help keep the skeeter count down.

[zeehag]

YUP it does that--and flies.....i LOVE it!!!!! kat is happier also, now he isnt dying daily. he even found his appetite.

[zeehag]

gooood woman, who happens to be a sailorette, seeks GOOOOD man with whom to sail and have fun. he should at least know HOW to sail.....



thunk i would get back onto topic , as off topic as it is!!!

[zeehag]

ok after giving some thought to this, about20 seconds, i think i will stay in maz for until spring, mebbe may or end april, before i hustle to another place like panama for next stop.... mebbe-- locale tbd....

[SaltyMonkey]

Why zee zee? Because of stormymonsters?

[zeehag]

nope--because i havent had a chance to see this place as it is known--only seen it in severe hot and high humidididity.... wanna see it for itself instead of the fun weather. the storms are kinda cool at present and nothing growing offshore at present so i can watch irene grow and develop into some klinda screeming meemee....


gooood luck east coast--she seems to be going back to the west a tad--not good....


i also have soime work to get done and will be easier if i can save lil by lil for it and the canal.