Talk Like A Pirate Day

[ShadowRWolf]

SEP 19 Talk Like A Pirate Day

YARRRRRR.....

[Pblais]

SEP 19 Talk Like A Pirate Day

Aye it is. Don't send cards. Send money!

[waikikin]

Why are pirates special?













They just AAAAAARRRRRRRRRRHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!

[mikereed100]

A pirate walks into a pirate bar with a steering wheel jammed into his pantaloons. The bartender says, "ahoy matey, ain't that a steering wheel in your pants?"
"Arrrr", he replies, "and it's driving me nuts!"

[Ex-Calif]

A pirate walks into a bar with a beautiful parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, "Where'd you get that."

The parrot replied, "I plucked the scurvy barstard off a desert isle. Arrrr..."

(BTW How many "R"s are there in Arrrr....?)

[Morgan Paul]

Nowadays Pirates suck.

[skatastrophy]

Did you hear about the new Pirate movie?




It's rated ARRRRR!

[SV Someday Came]

Originally Posted by skatastrophy

Did you hear about the new Pirate movie?




It's rated ARRRRR!

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr.......

[David_Old_Jersey]

Decline in Pirates since 1800 cause of Global Warming

Evidence attached......



Ain't the internet wonderful

Oh, nearly forgot - must quote me source (otherwise it wouldn't be science ).

Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

[skatastrophy]

You've gotta love Flying Spaghetti Monsterism

BTW, you can get that graph as a t-shirt/coffee-mug/bag from their store over at cafe-press if you're interested:

Pirates Vs. Temperature : Flying Spaghetti Monster Online Store : CafePress.com

[David_Old_Jersey]

Are you a fellow beleiver.........or a Spagnostic?

[skatastrophy]

Not to worry, I have been touched by His noodly appendage

[johneri1]

Pirate walks into a bar with a duck on a leash. Bartender says, "Where'd ya get that pig?" Pirate says, " anyone can see that's not a pig, it's a duck!" Bartender says, "Shut-up, I was talking to the duck!"