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Old 06-12-2021, 06:36   #1546
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... all the Yankees in the state were making fun of the Southerners staying home and off the roads. However, the news turned out that most of the cars pulled out of ditches had northern tags on them... There is no salt for the roads, or snowplows. The asphalt is warm and the snow first melts on contact, then freezes as ice, and no salt is applied to melt the ice, so Southerners know to stay off of Southern roads after a snow.

But a little patience helps, the snow and ice doesn't last long, so when it's safe to go on the roads we wave at all the "visitors" in the ditches as we pass by. Bless their hearts.
When I moved to Virginia from the cold country, I used to laugh when all the cars in the ditch were 4x4's. I guess nobody told them that ALL cars have 4 wheel brakes.
Now I'm back in cold country (well it used to be anyway) and I have a 4x4 so don't bother to shovel my driveway unless the snow is well over the axles.
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Snow day = duvet day.
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Hmmm, looks like a fun, though short-lived, way to go...
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Just a FYI:


There was another posting, since removed, between Montanan's Eagles joke at 1107 EST and the ill-defined response at 1401 EST by sirzones.


The removed posting was something about the first snowfall in a valley in Montana...


Sirzones was not clear in the posting as to what made "no sense", and I have no idea what was meant.
Hint: 2 songs by the Eagles
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Hint: 2 songs by the Eagles

Hint: Read the subsequent postings to the topic...
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Fan of the Eagles.
Warning ....morbid joke.

Didn't one just recently; Learn to Be Still ?
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Montanan - is that a goose on a moose, or a duck on a buck?
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