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Old 10-12-2021, 01:15   #1561
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Montanan - is that a goose on a moose, or a duck on a buck?
I think it's a Quack on a rack.
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As I undressed for a Prostate examination I asked the Doctor " Where shall I put my trousers and underpants? "


















" Over here, next to mine " was not the answer I was expecting............................
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https://boatingnewshubb.com/silent-y...ly-range-from/

Now we are talking e-mobility. 100nm per day for an electric power catamaran (with a kite sail) [emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787]

If someone could just invent a stick to better attach the canvas..
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Merry Christmas everyone [emoji268][emoji318][emoji320]Click image for larger version Name: IMG_20211211_091154.jpg Views: 289 Size: 59.4 KB ID: 249684
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Now whe know WHO to blame for climate change! Click image for larger version Name: IMG_20211211_092422.jpg Views: 221 Size: 50.0 KB ID: 249688
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Mom always said, "Work until your bank account looks like a phone number."
Goal achieved!
Available balance: $9.11.
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Mom always said, "Work until your bank account looks like a phone number."
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Or in Australia: $0.00
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Or in Australia: $0.00
Crikey! 0.00 that's even down or is it under ours' 9.11
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Surely down under it should be 116
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