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Old 12-12-2021, 12:33   #1576
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I can so relate. Thankful for my wife.
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Hi Montanan,


I too can relate, and I'm fortunate to have my daughter shop for me as I'm divorced. But I am thinking of getting remarried as I now need some new clothes.
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I had that problem too, but then I discovered you can order clothes off the internet, and my life was transformed....
And WAY cheaper than getting married again.....
Just sayin'....
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Hi Buzzman,


Oh yeah, good point! After time has passed, we forget the pain. Maybe like why many women want more children after a while.
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Nah. There is NO rational explanation for that..... lol
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They are always telling us men that we don't understand how painful childbirth is.

Ever hear a bloke say he wants to be kicked in the gooleys again?
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Do the math.
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I too can relate, and I'm fortunate to have my daughter shop for me as I'm divorced. But I am thinking of getting remarried as I now need some new clothes.


There be more to my story about not being involved in providing gifts.
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Merry Christmas to all my Spanish speaking friends and family.
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They are always telling us men that we don't understand how painful childbirth is.

Ever hear a bloke say he wants to be kicked in the gooleys again?
I particularly love when ladies say we are "steered by our cochones"!!
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I particularly love when ladies say we are "steered by our cochones"!!
Our pigs?

You talkin' 'bout cojones?
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