The 2021 -2024 and Continuing Joke Threads

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Originally Posted by StuM

Our pigs?

You talkin' 'bout cojones?

a yes (early & still dark here in "the forest")

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Here’s a good one on Utube ………Boats & Ho’s

https://youtu.be/xUsOJrw5PJE

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Usain Bolt goes to a golf club.
The doorman stops him, and says, “Sorry mate, no blacks”.
Usain says, "What?"
The doorman has to concede, "Yeah sorry mate, it's a bit unconventional nowadays, but this is an all white golf club. But there is another Golf Club about 10 minutes down the road".
Usain: "But I'm Usain Bolt".
Doorman: "Alright, 5 minutes down the road then"

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Originally Posted by GordMay

Usain Bolt goes to a golf club.
The doorman stops him, and says, “Sorry mate, no blacks”.
Usain says, "What?"
The doorman has to concede, "Yeah sorry mate, it's a bit unconventional nowadays, but this is an all white golf club. But there is another Golf Club about 10 minutes down the road".
Usain: "But I'm Usain Bolt".
Doorman: "Alright, 5 minutes down the road then"

Haven’t you heard?…………

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A Californian celebrity takes her 15 year old Daughter to the Doctor. The Doctor examines the girl and then gives the diagnosis.


" Mrs Langley, your Daughter is pregnant. " he announces.


" Dont be so ridiculous Doctor - Celia has never been alone with a male in her life. We have a lifestyle coach and chaperone who makes sure of this. " comes the Mothers reply.


The Doctor goes to the window, throws it wide and stares into the night - for twenty minutes.


" Doctor - what are you doing? " comes a puzzled voice from the Mother.


" Well Mrs Langley, last time this happened a Star rose in the East. I just dont want to miss it this time......................"

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We're waiting ...

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