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**GordMay** · 03-01-2022, 04:52

It's the Covid variant after Omicron, that I'm really worried about.
Because it’ll be, at least, 3.14 times worse, and it may go on forever.

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**GordMay** · 04-01-2022, 05:07

Q: Why are young ladies like arrows?
A: Because they are all aquiver, in the presence of a beau.

Q: What do you call the largest mammal on Earth, that lives in a palace?
A: The Prince of Wales.

Q: What is the difference between stabbing a man, and killing a hog?
A: One is assaulting with intent to kill; the other is killing with intent to salt.

Q: What's the difference between photography, and the whooping cough?
A: One makes fac-similes; the other makes sick families.

Q: Who is the greatest chicken-killer, in Shakespeare?
A: Macbeth, because “he did murder most fowl”.

A Man Said To A Preacher, 'That Was An Excellent Sermon, But It Was Not Original'
The preacher was taken aback.
The man said he had a book, at home, containing every word the preacher used.
The next day, the man brought the preacher a dictionary.

**StuM** · 04-01-2022, 16:55

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Originally Posted by GordMay

Q: Who is the greatest chicken-killer, in Shakespeare?
A: Macbeth, because “he did murder most fowl”.

Nope,
That would be Claudius (in Hamlet) - who killed his brother (Hamlet's father) and then married the widow.

GHOST: Revenge his foul and most unnatural murder.
HAMLET: Murder?
GHOST: Murder most foul, as in the best it is.
But this most foul, strange and unnatural.

**GordMay** · 05-01-2022, 02:41

Quote:

Originally Posted by StuM

Nope,
That would be Claudius (in Hamlet) - who killed his brother (Hamlet's father) and then married the widow.

GHOST: Revenge his foul and most unnatural murder.
HAMLET: Murder?
GHOST: Murder most foul, as in the best it is.
But this most foul, strange and unnatural.

OOPS, my mistake - and apologies!