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Old 29-01-2022, 07:26   #1921
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This is what I'm seeing:


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Old 29-01-2022, 07:28   #1922
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Re: The 2021 & 2022 Joke Threads

Do you see this one?

If four beavers are rowing their canoe down main street, and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes will it take, to shingle a dog house?
Seven, because ice cream has no bones.
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Old 29-01-2022, 07:31   #1923
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No?


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Old 29-01-2022, 08:08   #1924
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There have been signs of far-right radical extremism, by some organizers of the protests, including the equating of vaccine mandates to the fascist regime of Nazi-era Germany, the display of Confederate flags, and inciting people to overthrow the government, through violence. Some convoy supporters are inciting hate, violence, and in some cases criminality, on social media.
The beaver represents true freedom, and Canada.

Oh I get it now, very funny .... not at all political.
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IMO your not missing anything. A political cartoon with a flattened Canadian beaver.
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Old 29-01-2022, 09:41   #1926
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IMO your not missing anything. A political cartoon with a flattened Canadian beaver.


It doesn't make a lot of sense unless you know that a group of truckers have driven a protest convoy to Ottawa (seat of government). They are supposedly protesting vaccination mandates, but have picked up a lot of support from fringe kooks and nut-jobs. It doesn't help that whenever they try to interview any of them, the reporters get spat upon, or have to bleep out half of the incoherent spittle-filled rant.
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Thanks for the explanation! And I can see the flattened beaver in Lodesman's post.
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Old 29-01-2022, 12:29   #1928
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It doesn't make a lot of sense unless you know that a group of truckers have driven a protest convoy to Ottawa (seat of government). They are supposedly protesting vaccination mandates, but have picked up a lot of support from fringe kooks and nut-jobs. It doesn't help that whenever they try to interview any of them, the reporters get spat upon, or have to bleep out half of the incoherent spittle-filled rant.
The past few years the MSM has lost almost all of it’s Cognoscente. The general public has little respect for media anymore.

The Left controls every major institution in North America: mainstream media, the academy, administrative government, Hollywood, Big Tech, etc.
So if “institutional racism” really did exist, whose fault would that be?

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The past few years the MSM has lost almost all of it’s Cognoscente. The general public has little respect for media anymore.

The Left controls every major institution in North America: mainstream media, the academy, administrative government, Hollywood, Big Tech, etc.
So if “institutional racism” really did exist, whose fault would that be?

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Is this a trick question?
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This is the Joke thread. Take it elsewhere. Now for a joke.
What is black and blue and lays on the floor moaning?
The next person that goes political in the joke thread....
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What is black and blue and found floating face down in St John harbour?

A Mainlander caught telling Newfie jokes
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What is black and blue and found floating face down in St John harbour?

A Mainlander caught telling Newfie jokes
Only if the joke is lame.

Newfies tell the best Newfie-jokes. More of us need to learn to laugh at ourselves.
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What is black and blue and found floating face down in St John harbour?

A Mainlander caught telling Newfie jokes
Probably be fine doing that in Saint John Harbour.

Now St John's Harbour would be a different story.
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Is this a trick question?
No. It’s covert.
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