The 2021 -2024 and Continuing Joke Threads

[StuM]

Originally Posted by Uncle Bob

I'm guessing worldwide.

Numbers would be very different in SE Asia to many other parts of the world.

[GordMay]

[Montanan]

Showing my age, be like:

[D&D]

Reminds me of the woman who told her husband that their postman was retiring the next day. She said, "what should we do for him?" He was reading the paper in his chair and said, "screw the postman - give him a buck."

Next day when the postman came with the mail, the woman greeted him, took his hand and led him into the dining room where she served him a sumptuous lunch. Then she led him upstairs to the bedroom where they spent 90 minutes. She then took him to the door and gave the confused man a dollar. She explained what her husband had said, and added, "but lunch was my idea!"

[delmarrey]

Originally Posted by Montanan

Showing my age, be like:

Was already on my second marriage…..

[GordMay]

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[HeywoodJ]

I really, really like this technique, might have to use it during the next race.

[Buzzman]

Originally Posted by HeywoodJ

I really, really like this technique, might have to use it during the next race.

Got a switch like that on my boat. Only problem is I have to reach 88 mph before I can throw it....

[JoeRobertJr]

Originally Posted by Buzzman

Got a switch like that on my boat. Only problem is I have to reach 88 mph before I can throw it....

During a lightning storm?

[Buzzman]

Originally Posted by JoeRobertJr

During a lightning storm?

YEAH..!! Howdja know..???

[HeywoodJ]

Now if only you could fit 1.21 jiggawatts of solar on that boat you wouldn't need to sail in lightning storms

[GordMay]

[JoeRobertJr]

If you came here looking for Star Wars puns, you're looking in Alderaan places.

[SailRN]

How is duct tape like the "Force"?


It has a dark side and a light side, and it holds the universe together.

[tkeithlu]

A woman was 3 months pregnant when she fell into a deep coma and woke up after about 10 months.

The woman asked the doctor about her baby.

Doctor: You had twins, a boy and a girl. They’re both fine. And, your brother named them for you.

Woman: No No No! Not my brother. He’s an idiot! What did he name the girl?

Doctor: Denise.

Woman: Ohh, that’s actually a nice name. What about the boy?

Doctor: deeply sighs...... Denephew.