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Old 11-02-2022, 19:28   #2026
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A Republican and a scientist were together, during the last moments of the Titanic ...
The scientist said: "In a hundred years that giant iceberg would melt and contribute in the rising of the sea level."
Then, the Republican said: "If we're sinking, why are we a hundred feet up in the air?"

A guy walks into a bar, at a beach
And this is perfectly normal, because air pressure is 1 bar, at sea level.

I saw Al Gore talking about rising sea levels the other day ...
He really needs to come to terms with losing Florida.
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A Republican and a scientist were together, during the last moments of the Titanic ...
The scientist said: "In a hundred years that giant iceberg would melt and contribute in the rising of the sea level."
Then, the Republican said: "If we're sinking, why are we a hundred feet up in the air?"

A guy walks into a bar, at a beach
And this is perfectly normal, because air pressure is 1 bar, at sea level.

I saw Al Gore talking about rising sea levels the other day ...
He really needs to come to terms with losing Florida.
Ever notice that the Elites push the climate change and rising seas agenda. But yet they own most of the waterfront property, marinas and small islands.
You think there is something they are not telling us.
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????. aliens ... , who are the elites. The people I know concerned about AGW are just ordinary joes , especially young people
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delmarrey is confusing rich Republicans and rich Dems again/still.����
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Ever notice that the Elites push the climate change and rising seas agenda. But yet they own most of the waterfront property, marinas and small islands.
You think there is something they are not telling us.

Trying to minimize their property taxes???
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