The 2021 -2024 and Continuing Joke Threads

[OldManMirage]

Originally Posted by skipmac

My wife just said that if I don't get off Cruiser's Forum on my computer and do some of the little jobs that need doing around the house she'll slam my head on the keyboard, but I think she's full of shifjreoiwjrtwe4to8rkljreun8f4ny84c8y4t58lym4wthyl mhawt4mylt4amlathnatyn

Good one !!!!

[GordMay]

“Does it disturb anyone else that ‘The Los Angeles Angels’ baseball team translates directly to ‘The The Angels Angels’?”
~ Neil DeGrasse Tyson

[delmarrey]

No one believes me but…..

I can levitate seagulls
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Have you ever been to the beach while eating a sandwich. It’s like being at a shooting when all the cops show up.

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All search parties are surprise parties.

[delmarrey]

A friend and myself bought an autonomous car together.

We both got in the back seat and headed out on the freeway.

We set the cruise control for 100 MPH.

Shortly a cop pulled us over. He was so confused. He didn’t know who to write a ticket.

He started crying.

[psk125]

Originally Posted by Montanan

A person just gave me a half a peace sign.

Weird?

Which half?

[JPA Cate]

Which half do you think?

Plus, the peace sign also means something we aren't allowed to write, but it's worse than sit on it and twirl!

Ann

[AKA-None]

Originally Posted by JPA Cate

Which half do you think?

Plus, the peace sign also means something we aren't allowed to write, but it's worse than sit on it and twirl!

Ann

Well doesn’t it depend on which way you face it? Just asking for a friend

If you give someone the finger it matters if it’s an innie or an outtie. In one case they get mad if you start and the other case they get mad if you stop

Again just asking for a friend

[GordMay]

[GordMay]

Reminds me of some of our membership.

[Van Der Beek]

Haven't sifted through 140 pages, so this may be a repost.

[GordMay]

*

[delmarrey]

Touché

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[mabowers]

This may be 101% incorrect..

[Seaworthy Lass]

Reminder:

Originally Posted by Wotname

Moderator Comment.

Post your jokes here folks, not your arguments about the jokes. If the comments about jokes become even slightly disruptive, the arguments will be deleted without notice or explanation. A few have just been deleted and more should be...

Remember - it's a joke thread, they come in all types and sizes and isn't doesn't matter if you think they are funny or not.

We really want to keep the joke thread going but you have to do your bit as well.

[Montanan]