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Old 01-03-2022, 02:28   #2161
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When does a joke become a Dad joke?
When it becomes apparent.
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When I was 8 YO I asked my grandpa why the steering wheel was on the other side of (US) Mail Trucks.

He told me that mail men were all from England.

And I believed him.
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Showered with wisdom, yep.
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Showered with wisdom, yep.
I believe that’s wizzdom.
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Robin Williams explains how golf was invented
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Dad " Doc, my sone has taken to eating electrical cords, what can I do "

Doc " ground him until he learns to conduct himself properly"...
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It was early December, and a cartographer was looking at a map of Costa Rica. The cartographer noted that the northern part of the country, along the Nicaraguan border, was fairly wide, but the country's width diminished, as it trended southeast. At the border with Panama, it was much narrower.

"Hmm," mused the cartographer. "It's beginning to look a lot like Isthmus."
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