The 2021 -2024 and Continuing Joke Threads

[StuM]

Originally Posted by tkeithlu

Last night I tasted Fosters blue label for the first time.

On a completely unrelated note, what do you Aussies do with all that sheep urine?

Sell it to Budweiser?

[MicHughV]

nah, I think it was used to make Carling Black Label...currently mostly extinct...

[GordMay]

[GordMay]

[ChrisJHC]

Originally Posted by tkeithlu

Last night I tasted Fosters blue label for the first time.

On a completely unrelated note, what do you Aussies do with all that sheep urine?

We export it so we can laugh at all the foreigners drinking it!

[MicHughV]

We export it so we can laugh at all the foreigners drinking it!

About as nuts as springing $250 for a bottle of Johnnie Walker Blue...

[tkeithlu]

Let me introduce you to Schaffer's, a local Philadelphia beer until the late 1960s, when it gained wider market share by advertising itself as the indiscriminate beer guzzler's beer. I could buy it for $3.33 a case in returnable bottles back then. Seriously. Their advertising jingle went

"Schaffer's is the one beer to have, when you're having more than one."

Come to think of it, it did leave a sort of wet wool taste in my mouth...

[GordMay]

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[Kelkara]

Originally Posted by tkeithlu

"Schaffer's is the one beer to have, when you're having more than one."

Said with innuendo, that was also the advertising slogan for "Polygamy Porter" brewed in Utah.

[GordMay]

Cockroaches can survive a nuclear holocaust, but can't survive a slap from a newspaper.
This shows just how toxic the media is.

In a nuclear war, they say the only thing to survive will be cockroaches.
Which means, most countries will still have functioning governments.

I asked my researcher friend, what would happen if I try to swim in containment pool, of a nuclear reactor. He said, "Um, you would die pretty quickly ..."
"...from multiple gunshot wounds."

One alien says to another, “The dominant life forms on the planet earth appear to have developed satellite-based nuclear weapons.”
The second alien replies, “Are they an emerging intelligence?”
The first alien replies, “I don’t think so
... they have them aimed at themselves.”

[delmarrey]

Years worth of leadership……

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[GordMay]

[GordMay]

[Montanan]

Originally Posted by Kelkara

Said with innuendo, that was also the advertising slogan for "Polygamy Porter" brewed in Utah.

Indeed, the Polygamy Porter label states: "Why just have one!"

Also have seen labeled: "Bring Some Home to All the Wives."

In Montana, a very popular craft brew is called Moose Drool, from Big Sky Brewing in Missoula, MT.

[GordMay]