The 2021 -2024 and Continuing Joke Threads

[GordMay]

[GordMay]

[GordMay]

An elderly Jewish man is sitting on a park bench, reading the Tehran Times
A friend sees him and says, "Oy, Moishe! How can you read that rag? Don't you know the things they say about us?"

To which the man replies, "Well, I used to read to read the Jewish papers, but they're so depressing. Every headline is 'Jews Being Persecuted!', 'Jews Living in Poverty!' 'Jews Being Oppressed!'.
But now I read these Arab papers, and the headlines are all 'Jews Own All the Banks!' 'Jews Control the Media!' 'Jews Run the World!'.

It's much more uplifting!"

[Yellowtulip]

Originally Posted by GordMay

“…warm smell of caulis, rising up through the air…”

[IslandHopper]

[Uncle Bob]

https://www.cruisersforum.com/forums...1&d=1646809180

[rotrax]

I asked the Boss what he wanted me to do with the supersize roll of bubblewrap that had just been delivered.


"Just pop it in that corner!" he said.


Took me five hours...............................

[GordMay]

[GordMay]

[GordMay]

[GordMay]

[Narfi]

I was thinking Redbull should partner with Poland to sponsor Zelensky.

Redbull, it gives you wings!

I told my Russian friend, and he thought it should be coke that sponsored him...

[delmarrey]

Isn’t the world a wonderful place now…..

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[HopCar]

Originally Posted by Narfi

I was thinking Redbull should partner with Poland to sponsor Zelensky.

Redbull, it gives you wings!

I told my Russian friend, and he thought it should be coke that sponsored him...

1998 Coke tagline: Born to be red

[OutOfControl]

Bartender vs. Psychiatrist

Ever since I was a child, I've always had a fear of someone under my bed at night. So I went to a shrink and told him, "I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared and I think I'm going crazy.”

"Just put yourself in my hands for one year," said the shrink. "Come in and talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears."

“How much do you charge?”

"Eighty dollars per visit", replied the doctor.

"I'll sleep on it", I said.

Six months later the doctor met me on the street. "Why didn't you come to see me about those fears you were having?" he asked.

"Well, eighty bucks a visit, three times a week for a year is $12,480.00. A bartender cured me for $10.00. I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought me a new pickup truck."

"Is that so?" With a bit of an attitude, he said, "and how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?”

"He told me to cut the legs off the bed. Ain't nobody under there now!”