The 2021 -2024 and Continuing Joke Threads

[socaldmax]

I forwarded this pic to all of my Ford truck "friends" with the caption, "Look how much hay that Silverado is hauling!" Most of them said some pretty rude stuff, but I'll still call them friends, until they need me to tow them home! Then I'm gonna repeat the things they said...

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Andy's growing up...

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spit or swallow...

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kid...

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Work?

[Halifax Sailor]

We have a place in Nova Scotia called Peggy’s Cove, where not long ago a woman went over the edge—and she lived. But this is a pet peeve for me, because they talked about it for weeks after on the radio: “Maybe we need to hire students with little orange vests that say it’s dangerous to go out on the rocks,” they said, “or maybe we need to put more signs up.” Apparently the ocean slamming into the continent and shooting spray 45 feet in the air does not say “danger!” to some people.

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Something about her smile...

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Arnold...

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puff, puff, pass.

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However, in the ensuing divorce, the judge decided the husband would retain all remaining assets.

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Daddy?

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Talented.

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Fetish?

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Do we know a couple like this?

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That reminds me, we used to do that periodically to the periscope eyepiece on the midwatch. Most of the time, the OOD or the FTOW would get nailed, but once in a great while the CO would get up and take a peek through the scope.

He'd shuffle back to his stateroom, usually mumbling something like, "I'm in charge of a nuclear sub, and all they send me are friggin' kids!"