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Old 05-04-2022, 09:55   #2461
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Old 05-04-2022, 09:59   #2462
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NOUN
innuendo
(noun);
innuendoes
(plural noun);
innuendos
(plural noun)

  1. an allusive or oblique remark or hint, typically a suggestive or disparaging one: "she's always making sly innuendoes"
    Synonyms:
    insinuation,
    implication,
    hint,
    suggestion,
    intimation,
    overtone,
    undertone,
    whisper,
    allusion,
    nuance
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Yes, I am glad you enjoyed my sly, suggestive remark, mixing the terms "double entendre" with innuendo, in a confusing, yet delightful combination of silliness. You see humor is the juxtaposition of reality and the absurd, and...well, nevermind. What we could be seeing here is the tail wagging the dog, and it's that infinite tail that we should be focused on...
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President Obiden to barbaric Russian war criminals: Cease immediately, or I'll go on TV and threaten you again!
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Not many people know that Nelson was 5' 6", in real life.
His statue, in Trafalgar Square is 17'4" .
That's a Horatio of around 3:1
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I am not saying dollar store easter chocolate is inferior, BUT, my bunny has a wick...................
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