The 2021 -2024 and Continuing Joke Threads

[StuM]

Courtesy of today's XKCD:

At first I was confused about why wanted me to carry a Geiger Counter here, but then it clicked.

At first I didn't get why they were warning me about all those birds sitting on the wire, but then I understood.

[GordMay]

[VWKDF]

Originally Posted by StuM

Courtesy of today's XKCD:

At first I was confused about why wanted me to carry a Geiger Counter here, but then it clicked.

At first I didn't get why they were warning me about all those birds sitting on the wire, but then I understood.

At first I didn't get why they were warning me about throwing that Boomerang, but then it came to me.




(first thing I could come up)

[VWKDF]

Originally Posted by VWKDF

At first I didn't get why they were warning me about throwing that Boomerang, but then it came to me.

At first I didn't get why the Navy was warning me about the girls at some ports of call, but then I got it.


(that's two, I can hear groaning from here)

[Buzzman]

I had issues with NG pidgin several years ago.


I could not understand why, before commencinig a journey, one would "throw him 'way leg"....


Surely, you'd need both legs....???

[GordMay]

Happy Easter.

[carlosproa]

Originally Posted by jeanathon

What he/she/it said.

[emoji23]
Remind of the old joke:

A drunk man is trying to get into his house and is struggling to insert the key into the deadbolt.

A cop walks buy and ask him: hey buddy! What are you doing?
- just trying to get into my house but the key just does not fit
Cop: let me try, hand me the key
Cop: Hey buddy this is not a key, is a suppository!!
Drunk: ****! I think I know where the key is?

[Be Free]

Originally Posted by VWKDF

At first I didn't get why they were warning me about throwing that Boomerang, but then it came to me.




(first thing I could come up)

At first I could not remember what they warned me about throwing that boomerang, but then it came back to me. (suggested edit)


or


At first I could not remember why I was supposed to duck after throwing a boomerang, but then it came back to me.

[HopCar]

That damn boomerang joke keeps coming back.

[chrisr]

what do you call a boomerang that won't come back ?











a stick...

cheers,

[GordMay]

[GordMay]

[Montanan]

[AKA-None]

Originally Posted by Montanan

So funny it’s real
I drove mythen girlfriend to my work to pick up my paycheck
The owner came outside
Looked at her looked at me
Said to me you have good taste
Looked at her and said
You on the other hand….

[GordMay]