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Old 19-04-2022, 05:03   #2506
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Old 20-04-2022, 02:25   #2507
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People always ask where I got my incredibly detailed tattoo done, but they never believe me when I tell them Spain.
Nobody expects the Spanish ink precision.
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People always ask where I got my incredibly detailed tattoo done, but they never believe me when I tell them Spain.
Nobody expects the Spanish ink precision.
Yes, very Sliding Doors.
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Yes, very Sliding Doors.
Was that Monty python?
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Movie reference.
Sliding Doors had a repeated joke about “Nobody Expects the Spanish Inquisition” which was a MontyPython line from Monty Python’s Flying Circus series.
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Happy Earth Day 2022

With all the new exploration ongoing by Besos etc., I need to change my address.

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Happy Earth Day 2022

With all the new exploration ongoing by Besos etc., I need to change my address.

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FedEx will still mis deliver it.
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