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Old 22-06-2021, 08:49   #241
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We've all said that!
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Old 22-06-2021, 08:51   #242
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Yup, my dog!
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Old 22-06-2021, 08:53   #243
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Isn't this how you fix a sail drive?
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Old 22-06-2021, 08:54   #244
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Kindly provided by Zonies...
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Old 22-06-2021, 08:54   #245
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We have a place in Nova Scotia called Peggy’s Cove, where not long ago a woman went over the edge—and she lived. But this is a pet peeve for me, because they talked about it for weeks after on the radio: “Maybe we need to hire students with little orange vests that say it’s dangerous to go out on the rocks,” they said, “or maybe we need to put more signs up.” Apparently the ocean slamming into the continent and shooting spray 45 feet in the air does not say “danger!” to some people.
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Old 22-06-2021, 08:55   #246
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Jimi!
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Old 22-06-2021, 09:22   #247
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puff, puff, pass.
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Old 22-06-2021, 16:06   #249
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Sign seen outside an eatery in 1990, in Auckland, NZ:

"For the price of one of our hamburgers, you could buy 2 Big Macs
.....But then, you'd have to eat them."


Sign in a dentist's office in northern California:

"Unattended children will be given 2 coca colas and a puppy."
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Old 22-06-2021, 18:16   #250
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Kilted kids!
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Old 22-06-2021, 20:30   #251
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Slacker!
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Old 22-06-2021, 20:31   #252
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Honesty! That's what we need!
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Old 22-06-2021, 20:32   #253
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Sounds familiar...
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Old 22-06-2021, 20:33   #254
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She's ugly, but honest!
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Old 22-06-2021, 20:34   #255
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Existentialism today.
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