The 2021 -2024 and Continuing Joke Threads

[GordMay]

[GordMay]

Originally Posted by SailRN

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Indeed. LOL!

Q: Why did evolution give us ears, a million years ago?
A: So that, now, we could finally use them to wear masks.

Q: What do you call people who don't believe in evolution?
A: Primate change deniers.

Evolution tells us we’ve evolved from apes.
I’m pretty sure we’ve evolved from crabs.
Have you ever held a pair of tongs and NOT clicked them together?
I rest my case.

[Greatest Lakes]

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[GordMay]

Q: What’s the difference between unlawful and illegal? A: Unlawful includes things like drunk driving, or robbery; whereas illegal is a sick bird.

Q: What do librarians call breathalyzers?
A: The DUI decimal system.

Q: Why do most car accidents happen, when men are drunk?
A: Because their wives are driving.

Q: What is a drunk's idea of a balanced diet?
A: A Budweiser in each hand!

Q: What has eight arms, and an IQ of 60?
A: Four guys drinking Bud Light, and watching a football game!

I'm not an alcoholic.
Alcoholics need a drink, but I already have one.

[SailRN]

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[Wotname]

Moderator Comment.

Due to recent events in the USA, there has been a spate political cartoons/jokes/satire posted. The guidelines for this Joke Thread (and only the Joke thread) are -

Jokes frequently take digs at certain groups based on sex, race, nationality, religion, political views expressed, even hair colour, etc. Deleting these should not be done just because someone or even a specific group chooses to get offended. Also, standards have always been a lot more relaxed here when it comes to coarse language.


If you choose to post a combative comment about another's joke, it WILL be deleted without notice. Please don't do this.

Mods work hard to keep the thread open and free from disruptive comments. We will appreciate your cooperation by keeping your comments to yourself.

Now is a good time to remember the usefulness of the ignore function if you find that helps you.

It might also be a good time to dust off your non political jokes for the enjoyment of the many international members / readers.

[AKA-None]

Ok I’ve got a knock knock joke for you

You start it

[MicHughV]

who dere ??

[dfelsent]

Q: Knock knock

A: Who’s there?

Q: Interrupting

A: MOO

Q: cow

[Singularity]

Originally Posted by Wotname

It might also be a good time to dust off your non political jokes for the enjoyment of the many international members / readers.

Freshly polished:

[s/v Jedi]

Somehow this thread came from my ignore list by magic, just in time to read we may post political (and worse) jokes here! Good lord, time to balance it a bit

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