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**s/v Jedi** · 29-05-2022, 01:15

Do the quiz

**GordMay** · 29-05-2022, 01:25

**GordMay** · 29-05-2022, 02:35

Guns don't kill people, people kill people!
Just like toasters don't toast toast, toast toast toast.

Studies show that a ladder is now more dangerous, than a loaded gun.
That's why I own ten guns, in case some maniac tries to bring in a ladder.

I shot a man with a paintball gun, just to watch him dye.

A gun company has been criticised, after bringing out a pistol, covered in Lego
The manufacturer says it's perfectly safe, unless you step on it, in bare feet.
When you're not from America, and think people shouldn't carry guns.
Its just Europeanion.

I was walking down the street one day and I passed the gun store. I walked in and and everything was half off. I didn’t know back to school sales had started already.

Biden will NEVER get my guns!
I keep them upstairs.

Today I gave an iPhone, and $500, to a homeless guy.
You will never know the happiness I felt, when he put his gun away.

Most gun duels, in the old west, could have been prevented.
If only, the city planners had made towns big enough for everyone.

My Dad told me that if anyone ever pulled a gun on me, I should start reeling off statistics.
Apparently, there's safety in numbers.

Cops should start carrying t-shirt guns.
Because nothing gets someone’s hands up, like a t-shirt gun.

The government offered to buy my guns from me
But after a thorough background check of the buyer, I am not comfortable with selling weapons to organized crime.

A man living in the old Soviet union is queuing up for bread...
when he gets to the front he is told there is none left.
Annoyed, the man goes on a tirade, complaining about the poor conditions and the incompetence of the government.

A soldier, hearing this, says to him, "you better be careful. In the old days it would have been...", the soldier points his gun at the man's head, "...bang!"
The man apologises and shuffles off. When he gets back home his wife asks him, "husband, your hands are empty! Have they run out of bread again?"
To which the man replies, "it's even worse than that. They've run out of bullets!"

My liberal friend asked me why we think owning gun is a God given right, when noone in Bible had one.
I corrected him, that Paul had epistle.

My friend claims he can print a gun, using his 3D printer.
But, I'm not impressed, I've had a canon printer for ages.

**GordMay** · 29-05-2022, 02:36

You had to suspect, there was another quiz coming:

Q: What do you call a gun that doesn’t kill anyone?
A: A vegun.

Q: What’s the similarity between a bag of chips, and a gun?
A: Pull one out, in class, and everyone acts like you’ve been best friends, since kindergarten.

Q: What do you get if you point a gun at a writer?
A: A sentence.

Q: What do you call a machine gun, loaded with tranquilizers?
A: A Snuzi,

Q: What do you call a gun, that shoots east European stew.
A: The Goulashnikov.

Q: What sound does a preachers gun make?
A: Pew, pew.

Q: What is the difference between a gun with a bent barrel, and a constipated owl?
A: One can shoot, but not hit, and the other can hoot, but not s**t.

Q: What do you call a molecule of sodium, carrying a gun?
A: A salt, with a deadly weapon.

Q: What do you call a T-Rex, who smuggled guns?
A: A small arms dealer.

Q: What kind of gun takes 100 years to reload?
A: A sentry gun.

Q: What do you call a fisherman, fishing with a gun?
A: A school shooting.

Q: How do you turn a pussy, into an a**hole?
A: Give him a badge, and a gun.