The 2021 -2024 and Continuing Joke Threads

[GordMay]

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[Firemandivi]

[Firemandivi]

Joke thread is suppose to be funny, everyone is offended by something. As a drunk college friend use to say "Can't we all just get along?"

[jeanathon]

Hopefully no politicians will get offended with this one.

[s/v Jedi]

yuiop

[s/v Jedi]

Trewq

[Adelie]

A priest,a rabbi, and an imam walk into a Manhattan bar.

The bartender looks up and says "What is this, an F-ing joke?"

[s/v Jedi]

Ploki

[Firemandivi]

[Singularity]

Sequelae.

[HopCar]

A Polish police officer pulls over a German tourist.

Officer: Good day, license and registration, please.

The tourist gives his license and registration to the police officer.

Officer: What is your age?

Tourist: 31 years old.

Officer: Occupation?

Tourist: No, just visiting.

[StuM]

lasso

[tkeithlu]

Advice regarding extreme seasickness:

If you vomit so hard that you throw up your ashhole, you had best swallow quickly.

[jeanathon]

Originally Posted by tkeithlu

Advice regarding extreme seasickness:

If you vomit so hard that you throw up your ashhole, you had best swallow quickly.

That brings a whole new image to binge and purge.

[carlosproa]