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Old 09-09-2022, 06:34   #3406
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Old 09-09-2022, 17:30   #3407
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Not funny.

How about 96 year old retires from full time work, enjoys a week of retirement, dies.
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Old 11-09-2022, 00:10   #3409
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Some Good.........Some +/-
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But there's more...........
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And for the bonus round.........
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Old 11-09-2022, 20:12   #3413
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What is the difference between a Chickpea and a Garbanzo bean?
I've never paid a Garbanzo to bean on me.
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Coffee


I’m a green tea guy, but this is hilarious [emoji23]
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Old 12-09-2022, 18:40   #3418
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"PAST", dammit!
(Yeah, I know - you didn't write it - you just posted it )
Uhmm,

pass
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VERB
passed (past tense) · passed (past participle)

move or cause to move in a specified direction:
"she passed through towns and villages" · [more]
synonyms:
go · proceed · move · progress · make one's way · travel · drive · fly · run · flow · course · stream · roll · drift · sweep
go past or across; leave behind or on one side in proceeding:
"the two vehicles had no room to pass each other" · "we will not let you pass" · "she passed a rest area with a pay phone"
(of time or a point in time) elapse; go by:
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Geez, I was stuck looking at the picture for an hour before I noticed the words that were written.
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Geez, I was stuck looking at the picture for an hour before I noticed the words that were written.
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Geez, I was stuck looking at the picture for an hour before I noticed the words that were written.
Yeah the oven doesn't fit in, but I quickly noticed that her toes nails are painted a coordinative white color; so we should give her a pass for the decor faux paus.

Or have I missed and passed by something????

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