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Old 08-10-2022, 03:49   #3466
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[emoji3][emoji3] What you get when you order eggs in Canada.
Lol, probably not how you meant it, but upper and lower end of the North American Continent.
Canada looks good if you see it that way [emoji16]
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Old 08-10-2022, 05:25   #3467
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Lol, probably not how you meant it, but upper and lower end of the North American Continent.
Canada looks good if you see it that way [emoji16]
I think you have to be aware of South Park, to get the reference.
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I think you have to be aware of South Park, to get the reference.
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And I thought it was Pac-Man. Sigh
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Why did the Mexican take Xanax?
For Hispanic attacks.
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Old 14-10-2022, 22:55   #3474
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Dear Abby

I can't seem to find a steady girlfriend.
I've had lots over the years, but every time we've been seeing each other for a bit and things start getting a little serious............

Well, you know, when the questions start revolving around the future, like buying a house etc. My girlfriends always ask:

"Do you like children?""

When I reply; "Sure, They are best grilled, but stuffed and baked is also fine."

They look at me very strangely and then I never hear from them again.

What am I doing wrong?
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"Do you like children?""
I've got the heart of a little boy.
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Yuck!
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Did you know you can make any salad a Caesar salad if you stab it enough?
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^^^^^

First LOL of the day!

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