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Old 28-10-2022, 16:20   #3511
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Note also the correct answer to the second one is not "Don't blame the jeans."
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Note also the correct answer to the second one is not "Don't blame the jeans."
Just try to resist saying "No, it's your ass that makes the room look small."

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When missing a space between words really changes how one reads what it written.
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