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Old 31-12-2022, 11:17   #3631
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Boat Names That Will Leave You Laughing

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Some wonderful PhotoShop flop memes:

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We all know a navigator like this...
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We all know a navigator who is compelled to confirm the GPS position with a celestial plot. Sometimes I'm one of them, but only for pratice against the day Elon Musk shoots down all the GPS satellites and takes control of all navigation, at a price.
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Anyone that has or had twins knows how true this is.
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The little devil in me comes out.
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Old 07-01-2023, 09:32   #3641
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English language definitions be like:
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Old 07-01-2023, 16:04   #3642
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"Greased owl s**t" - extremely slippery
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A couple more:
Chickenshit - cowardly
Dipshit - stupid, incompetent
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Like $hit of a shovel.. Very fast.
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It's not just English although English may be the most advanced. Merde is both a way to wish luck and curse in French.
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