The 2021 -2024 and Continuing Joke Threads

[Uncle Bob]

https://www.cruisersforum.com/forums...1&d=1673240254

[IslandHopper]

[Wotname]

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[JoeRobertJr]

Bob is at his girlfriend's place watching Netflix. His girlfriend says she is going to run to the store for some snacks. Right after she leaves, her scantily clad sister walks into the room, and asks "Do you want to have sex while she's away?"

Bob immediately runs out the front door, only to find his girlfriend waiting there. She hugs him and says, "I knew I could trust you!"

The moral of the story: Always keep your condoms in the car.

[nigel1]

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[boatman61]

[boatman61]

[IslandHopper]

An Old Farmer writes to his Son who is in Prison:

"Dear Son, this year I won't be able to plant Potatoes because I can't dig the field by myself, I know if you were here, you would have helped me".

The Son writes back,

"Dad don't even think of digging the field because that's where I buried all the money I stole."

The Police read the letter and the next day the whole field was dug up by the Police looking for the money, but nothing was found.

The following Day the Son wrote again,

'Now plant your Potatoes dad, it's the best I can do from here.

[Uncle Bob]

https://www.cruisersforum.com/forums...1&d=1673860324

[boatman61]

https://www.bing.com/videos/search?q...70&FORM=WRVORC

[StuM]

Child to Father in cockpit of Yacht. "Dad - I dont like sailing at all. Am I adopted?"



"Not yet Son" replied the Father "We can't find anyone who wants you!"

[Firemandivi]

[carstenb]

apologies to any kangaroos

[Montanan]