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Old 22-01-2023, 15:19   #3676
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I'm just glad I've never been in continent!
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my wife said recently "you're driving me insane !"

i replied "well at least it's a short trip"

that's when the fight started...

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Old 23-01-2023, 18:02   #3678
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Darrell McClure sure knew sailors.
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my wife said recently "you're driving me insane !"

i replied "well at least it's a short trip"

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