The 2021 -2024 and Continuing Joke Threads

[HopCar]

So that’s what it’s for!

[Uncle Bob]

https://www.cruisersforum.com/forums...1&d=1674975963

[Wotname]

WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"

HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"

WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?"

HUSBAND: "Of course I do..."

WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"

HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again."

WIFE: "You would?"(with a hurt look)

HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)

WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"

HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house.."

WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"

HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"

WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"

HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."

WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"

HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do.."

WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelry?"

HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own."

WIFE: "Would you take her golfing with you?

HUSBAND: "Yes, those are always good times."

WIFE: "Would she use my clubs?

HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."

WIFE: --silence--

HUSBAND: "****."

[Montanan]

Be grateful for receiving a helping hand.

Fun short video:

https://twitter.com/i/status/1620283414040686592

[Montanan]

Studies show that the most expensive vehicle to operate is a Costco shopping cart.

[Montanan]

[Montanan]

The last day of 2023 will be:

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[GILow]

Originally Posted by Montanan

The last day of 2023 will be:



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Only in a few countries.

[Montanan]

[Montanan]

[Montanan]

[Montanan]

One Three One be like:

[StuM]

Originally Posted by GILow

Only in a few countries.

Only in a VERY few countries - and only comrprising about 5% of the world's population

[dfelsent]

Originally Posted by Montanan

[Montanan]

More than one way to skin a cat.

Not saying I have ever skinned a cat.