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Old 02-02-2023, 16:39   #3721
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NAH, Coyotes are to Wile E. for that.....[emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787]
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Six more weeks before Spring. More like 12 weeks in Montana
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Six more weeks before Spring. More like 12 weeks in Montana
Very apposite

https://www.reuters.com/world/americ...ay-2023-02-02/

A beloved Canadian groundhog, Fred la marmotte, was found dead before he could complete a North American tradition of predicting the onset of spring on Groundhog Day on Thursday.

Kids and adults cheerfully waited for Fred to appear at an annual event in Val-d'Espoir, Quebec, on Thursday, before event organizer Roberto Blondin announced the stubby burrower's demise.

Guess they had to do something with the carcase*


*I suppose I should have called is carcass since it was american
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Adds a new twist to the phrase "She's gone bats!"
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Think you mean "batts."
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I meant "bats" as in the phrase "gone bats". I left the implied pun of "batts" to the reader
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You know that little voice inside your head that keeps you from saying things you shouldn't?

Yeah, I don't have that.
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i know the voices in my head aren't real...but sometimes their ideas are really interesting...

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