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Old 05-02-2023, 16:49   #3736
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If you see me talking to myself, move along, we are having a team meeting.
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Years ago, I decided I wanted to be a doctor,
so I took the entrance exam to go to medical
school.

One of the many questions on human anatomy
asked was to rearrange the letters PNEIS" into
the name of "an important human body part which
is most useful when erect."

Those who answered "spine" are now doctors

The rest of us are builders, draftsmen or artichokes, posting jokes on social media.
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A bit further to the left, Stu, and you’ll find another town, called…
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I visited that town many years ago. I didn't think it was very nice.
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Please quit making new flavors of Coca-cola.

Either put the cocaine back in or leave it alone.
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