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Jamme · 09-02-2023, 12:51

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Originally Posted by StuM

I visited that town many years ago. I didn't think it was very nice.

[emoji6] Nice to know!

Montanan · 10-02-2023, 17:40

Motherhood is when your kid asks you very loudly in a very crowded hair salon “mom, what’s a virgin?” And as you’re trying to figure out how to answer that question at all, let alone in public, he then asks just as loudly “are you a virgin?”

Montanan · 10-02-2023, 17:43

Hard to imagine a better question to ask on a first date:

What is your favorite lie from George Santos?

Montanan · 10-02-2023, 18:25

Montanan · 10-02-2023, 18:35

Hint: A packaging fail! of the sort -"You only had one job to do.

"

Or perhaps a twist on what the former guy once said, "Grab them by the . . . "

Uncle Bob · 11-02-2023, 01:50

https://www.cruisersforum.com/forums...1&d=1676109031

**JoeRobertJr** · 11-02-2023, 04:36

I've got to hand it to blind hookers...

**JoeRobertJr** · 11-02-2023, 10:22

What lies at the bottom of the sea and shivers?

A nervous wreck

Montanan · 11-02-2023, 12:36

Irish blonde...
An attractive blonde from Cork , Ireland , arrived at the casino.
She seemed a little intoxicated and bet twenty thousand dollars in a single roll of the dice.
She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude."
With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and with an Irish brogue yelled,
"Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!"
As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed.
"Yes! Yes! I won, I won!" She hugged each of the dealers, picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed.
The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded.
Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?"
The other answered, "I don't know - I thought you were watching."

MORAL OF THE STORY
Not all Irish are drunks, not all blondes are dumb, ...
But all men ... Are men!

**JoeRobertJr** · 12-02-2023, 06:00

I remember when I was a kid, I could go to the store with $1 and come home with 3 bags of chips, 2 candy bars and a soft drink. Today, they have cameras everywhere.