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Old 07-03-2023, 18:43   #3826
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Tomorrow is International Women's Day.
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Old 07-03-2023, 18:44   #3827
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Nope. It's today.

In Australia....
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Old 08-03-2023, 06:48   #3828
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Nope. It's today.

In Australia....


ʎɐp s,uǝɯoM lɐuoᴉʇɐuɹǝʇuI



Corrected it just for you.
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Old 08-03-2023, 15:33   #3829
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A wise man once said . . .
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Old 08-03-2023, 15:45   #3830
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Living dangerously.
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Old 08-03-2023, 15:48   #3831
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You are only young once,
but you can remain immature indefinitely.
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Old 09-03-2023, 19:40   #3832
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Old 11-03-2023, 15:03   #3833
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I have a joke about time travel, but I'm not gonna share it. You guys didn't like it.

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Old 11-03-2023, 16:19   #3834
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I have a joke about time travel, but I'm not gonna share it. You guys didn't like it.

So why do you keep repeating it?
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Old 12-03-2023, 01:16   #3835
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I have a joke about time travel, but I'm not gonna share it. You guys didn't like it.





I’d heard it next week.
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Old 12-03-2023, 15:13   #3836
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I’d heard it next week.

It was so bad that I had to jump back a week to erase it from my memory...
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Old 12-03-2023, 17:26   #3837
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Old 12-03-2023, 21:59   #3838
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What is happening here………..
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What is happening here………..
Chair broke when he sat on it (naked) and they are trying to cut the seat away to free his nuts?
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